Miscellaneous: Today, I was wearing a skirt, and running towards a closing elevator,...

By Alice - 01/08/2009 08:15 - United States

Today, I was wearing a skirt, and running towards a closing elevator, making it just in time. As soon as I ran in, my pad fell out of my underwear and onto the floor. There were 6 other people in the elevator. I picked it up before I realized I had nowhere to put it, so I held it. For 18 floors. FML

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By embareassed - 20/01/2010 05:27 - United States

Today, I was riding my dorm elevator from the 5th floor to the 1st by myself. Since the elevator is really slow, I pulled my pants and underwear down just for kicks. Just then, the door opened to let a girl on at the 4th floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/04/2024 05:00 - United States - Richardson

Today, while I was at work, I didn't have any panty liners so I used tissue. I was taking orders when I suddenly felt the tissue trailing down my leg. I tried not to move, but it inevitably fell through my pants onto the floor in front of my co-workers. I swiftly put it into my pocket. Luckily, it had nothing on it. FML

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Whoops

By Teen - 24/01/2009 23:28 - United States

Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML

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By Ella - 21/01/2009 17:56 - United States

Today, I went to the bathroom and didn't realize my skirt was tucked in my ugliest underwear until I reached the elevator. Thanks for not telling me girl-in-the-yellow-shirt. FML

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By grabber - 09/08/2009 23:43 - United States

Today, I was riding up an escalator in the mall in uncomfortable high heels. While adjusting my bag I suddenly lost my balance and began flailing wildly. In desperation I hurled forward and ended up grabbing a teenage boy's buttocks and was promptly slapped by his girlfriend. FML

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By soldier - 06/05/2009 02:40 - United States

Today, I was running late for work. To save time, I grabbed my belt on my way out the door and was putting it on in the elevator, which stopped at the next floor before I had put my belt all the way on. A hot girl stepped into the elevator, looked at my undone belt, screamed "Ew" and got off. FML

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By pantydropper - 17/04/2013 19:01 - United States

Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML

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Another mystery

By Anonymous - 05/05/2024 15:00 - Switzerland

Today, I had a lovely day, right up until the moment I got home, went to change my pad, and realised that sometime in the last two hours, somewhere between the library and this moment, my pad had somehow… fallen out. So somewhere out there my bloody pad is… just there. What if someone saw? FML

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Keep moving

By Jerem88 - 06/08/2024 09:00 - United States - Nassua

Today, as I was stood on an escalator, my shoelace got caught in the step. Panicking, I tried to pull it out, but my shoe came off. I had to awkwardly hop back down the escalator to retrieve it while everyone around me in the mall watched. FML

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By Niquesha - 23/04/2011 23:56 - United States

Today, while trying on an outfit in the dressing room at the mall, I got locked in. I decided to take 5 minutes to try and get out by crawling under the door. After I got out, I realized I left my cell phone, my purse and my pants inside. FML

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blackcatbook 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 16:07

... What the ****? How would that even happen? Are you just wearing really tiny underwear?

Chubtubdaplaya 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 16:08

fo real, im not a girl, but I think u were doing something wrong!

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cheerrunxc14 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 16:59

I can believe this because I have seen it happen before. And that has to suck!

alybally 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 2:18

i'm sorry, but that sucks! i'd die of embarrasment.....OMG i can't even imagine

hbgoddard 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 9:20

Nowhere to put it? Just stick it back on your ******!

_Caitlin_ 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 9:54

.......stick it back on your ******.... dumbass. Pads stick to your UNDERWEAR not your ******.

walgreens87 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 10:36

For all of the people saying use tampons, not everyone is ABLE to, usually for various reasons. They hurt the mess out of me, even the light and regular absorbency. So, yeah, back off. Also, just because she was wearing a skirt does NOT mean it's short. And a pad with a skirt isn't forbidden. It could've very easily been a liner, and those things are notorious for rolling up and shifting themselves - it's happened to me a few times. And just because she WAS wearing a skirt and pad on her period does NOT mean she deserved it, or make her a moron! Did ANYONE even consider that she might be Pentecostal? Pentecostal women ALWAYS wear skirts! It's just part of their faith! Honestly....

onyxindigo 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 15:44

There is no way, NO WAY, that this is possible whatsoever, unless she didn't peel off the sticky backing thing, and I'm almost certain that someone old enough to have their period is smart enough to know that you have to peel off the sticky backing. Pads don't just fall out, even if you've been wearing them for days. This is completely fake.

Kay_Ell_Dee 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 17:31

OMG! That's just terrible! & you had to ride on a elevator with other people holding it for 18 floors. :/ Even more embarrasing.. Wingless pads are NOT the way to go.

mopho 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 2:55

Bloody hilarious.

ayayay6989 0

Friday 21 August 2009 5:18

YDI for being a woman

neptuneflytrap 0

Monday 31 August 2009 2:27

That sucks, but I seriously don't know how you didn't feel it coming off until it fell out. =/ But to all the people screaming "tampons," they are not an amazing miraculous godsend for every woman on the planet. Nor are they healthy, technically. Yes, TSS is rare, but tampons also increase your chances of vaginal infections (especially yeast - and especially if you change them too often), because they absorb the natural cleaning fluids and allow bacteria to breed. Lots of women can't wear them because they're prone to infections. So lighten up, ok?