Today, I was with my classmates in a study session for finals.... - FML

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By Takegami - 30/04/2018 02:01

Today, I was with my classmates in a study session for finals. I felt a fart brewing and assuming it would be silent I tried pushing it out. Turns out, it wasn’t silent. The fart was so loud it surprised me, causing me to jump and fall backwards right onto my crush. FML.

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RipperoniPizza 19

Friday 4 May 2018 0:07

You farted, let alone pushed one out, near your crush? That's ballsy.

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RipperoniPizza 19

Friday 4 May 2018 0:07

You farted, let alone pushed one out, near your crush? That's ballsy.

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