Miscellaneous: Today, I was with my friends at Burger King. While we were eating,...

By stephiexbabexx - 15/01/2010 21:27 - United States

Today, I was with my friends at Burger King. While we were eating, I placed my cellphone on the tray, not realising that I'd left it there until after I emptied my tray into the bin. When I got it out of the trash, it was covered in soggy, sticky garbage. FML

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By gravycoveredblackberry - 19/11/2009 23:37 - United States

Today, I had my new Blackberry Curve sitting on my lunch tray. Unthinkingly, i tossed it into the garbage can. 10 minutes later i realized I had thrown it away and spent the next hour searching through six garbage cans of half-eaten food. FML

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Storage wars

By Will - 19/08/2021 08:02

Today, I went without my phone all day, because my roommate moved it. Because I'd left it in the fridge. On top of a bucket of KFC. Which he ate. FML

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Smooth

By HungryGirl - 24/10/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I went to McDonald's to get breakfast. I sat my food down at a table and went to get some napkins and a straw. I returned to the table to find that my food was gone, and could hear nothing but "SUCKKAAAA" trailing from the entrance to the restaurant. Some jerk stole my meal. FML

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You deserved it 9 798

By pplsuck - 25/09/2012 23:57 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I went to eat out. When I sat down, I realized I forgot my straw. I took my purse with me, not wanting it to get stolen. Someone stole my food instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2011 19:51 - United States

Today, I went to my favorite drive-in burger joint for dinner. As I was nearing the end of my burger, I grabbed a cup from the cup holder that I thought was filled with soda. Instead, I got a mouthful of dip spit that a friend left in my car. FML

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You deserved it 8 018

By can't eat paper - 11/05/2014 01:34 - United States

Today, after a long day at work, I was starving, so I stopped by the drive-through for something to eat. When I got home and hurriedly opened the bag, all I found inside was napkins. Thanks, McDonald's. FML

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Sticky situation

By CodyS - 03/09/2013 05:03 - United States - Rocky River

Today, on my lunch break, I ran to the gas station, and threw some trash away on my way in. On my way out, I realized my keys were missing. Thinking I threw them away, and fearing that I'd be late returning to work, I tore through the disgusting trash only to find my keys on the seat of my car. FML

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You deserved it 11 284

Karma karma karma karma chameleon, you come and go.

By Karma - 15/03/2017 02:00

Today, I forgot my phone in a restaurant bathroom because I was too distracted trying to steal three rolls of toilet paper without anyone noticing. After sinking that low because I was too broke to buy my own toilet roll, I'm now also in the market for a new phone. FML

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By idgit42 - 27/07/2010 22:15 - United States

Today, I didn't realize until I was home that I'd thrown my retainer away with my tray at Chick-fil-A. FML

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You deserved it 30 352

By Typrokka - 22/10/2009 17:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to drop the garbage in the compactor as I left to do some shopping. I quickly put my handbag down on the side, threw the 'garbage' in the machine, watched it do its thing, and then turned round to find... the bag of garbage on the side. FML

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You deserved it 32 201

saranottelling 7

Saturday 16 January 2010 1:53

The same thing happened to me when I was 10, only with my retainer. The sticky garbage didn't ever really come off and I had to get a new one.

GAYbrial 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 14:53

That's only half a word.

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vgmaster 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 4:38

25th!!!

Erindub 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 5:12

OMG

TRJADN 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 6:38

YDI for being a bird brain. How did you not notice your phone on the tray???

perdix 29

Saturday 16 January 2010 6:41

The FML here is that your phone smells like a Whopper now and it just makes you crave its flame-broiled awesomeness at all times. Luckily, this passion bordering on obsession is tempered by the disturbing vision of the creepy King.

Tarak_fml 7

Saturday 16 January 2010 7:07

this one needs a "no one cares" button

ThatWasPathetic 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 11:08

Agreed. This may have ruined OP's day, but the site's name is F My LIFE, not F My Day. When the guy who was gonna propose to you dies, yeah, that belongs here. Or how about needing thousands of dollars for medical bills because you parents told you to "walk it off", and it turns out to be serious. /rant :P

jakeidk 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 8:17

I did that with my retainer one time. it was nasty

ObeseCaveDweller 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 8:20

That happened to me one time, only it was a phone and it wasn't a garbage

dzerzhinsky 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 13:45

YTDI for eating at burger king, you ******* TRAMP

jcard1224 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 14:14

ydi. no big deal. you dropped it into the trash but realized it and got it back right away just a bit dirty. happens to everyone at least once in their life. you'll live. not really fml worthy.

terraeclipse 5

Saturday 16 January 2010 15:17

At least you didn't trouble some worker to do that. I used to work in fast food, and every so often either a jackass man, a bitch woman, or some elderly couple would DEMAND we dig through the trash because THEY were too stupid to pick their cellphone off the tray. YDI, but with respect for digging it out yourself.