By Sally256 - 03/05/2009 15:53 - United States

Today, I was with my kids. We saw a tiny little bug and they started freaking out. Trying to show them that bugs are not scary, I picked it up. It bit me and now I have to go to the doctor because my hand is the size of a balloon. FML
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Jaywin 3

What bug was it? I mean if it looked dangerous you should've known but if you thought it was a ladybug or something harmless, then that's just bad luck.

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i_am_tiff_21 0

Next time listen to your kids. I hate bugs except for ladybugs, butterflies, and caterpillars.

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wobbs 0

@ 51. Do you only have one hand? If so, I apologize. If you have two like the rest of us, there's your answer. Try not to look for ways to rip apart all fmls.

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cefarix 5

Today, I was minding my own business just going for stroll looking for some food... When all of a sudden two humanlings come and start poking and prodding me, while making dreadful noises. Scared, I tuck my legs and antennae in and try to become as small as possible. Then a fully grown human comes and picks me up. It's about to crush me with its hands when I suddenly lash out and bite its hand. I got away, but now I have only four legs. So much for dinner. I hate humans. FML

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glockjaw 0

You know what's not funny? You, #53. Go fail somewhere else, thanks.

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birchofacookie 0

I don't think a creepy old guy asking if he can put a very tiny rubber band around your wrist is a bug.

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laffytacky_fml 0

wait, if its the size of a balloon, how are you typing this?

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amazingkate 0

do not teach your children to pick up things they don't know about.

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MandaLuvsYouMore 0

That Would ******* Suck. Aha. What Did Your Kids Say After Thaat.?..(:

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