Love: Today, I was woken up by my drunk girlfriend calling me and saying...

By Anonymous - 15/05/2013 20:21 - United States

Today, I was woken up by my drunk girlfriend calling me and saying how much she loves me. She then stopped to tell the guy she was in bed with to be quiet because I might hear him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 69 677

You deserved it 4 572

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By TheOtherWoman - 20/07/2009 07:10 - United States

Today, the guy I've been sleeping with for the last three weeks got really drunk. I drove him home from the party and took care of him. At 2am he asked for the phone. When I asked what for, he said he wanted to drunk dial his girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 032

You deserved it 12 800

By Clader - 10/12/2008 03:09 - France

Today, it's 2:23 in the morning, and my drunken girlfriend has just rung me up from a party where she's the only girl there. She seems to be having a great time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 623

You deserved it 2 890

By Anonymous - 20/10/2015 09:44 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I leaned over my sleeping girlfriend, kissed her cheek and told her I love her. She punched me in the ear. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 825

You deserved it 3 657

By drunkdial - 06/01/2010 05:53 - France

Today, I realized that the only time my girlfriend ever calls me is when she's drunk. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 349

You deserved it 4 612

By scatter00x - 08/02/2009 05:39 - United States

Today, I woke up around 5am from a party I had last night, still quite drunk. This chick was lying next to me from the night before. I kissed her, and about a minute and a half into some heavy making out, she opened her eyes and said, "Oh, it's you." Then got up and walked out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 095

You deserved it 7 096

Let down

By MoxyR12 - 24/06/2009 15:33 - United States

Today, I was texting this guy that I really liked. Things were going pretty well. I got a call from his number and excitedly answered it. It was his girlfriend asking if he was bothering me because he likes to text random people when he's drunk. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 820

You deserved it 5 728

On the sauce

By drinkdrankdrunk - 27/09/2013 07:33 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I woke up from a night of heavy drinking to find my girlfriend dumped me. Apparently I drunk-called her last night and told her that someone as beautiful as her could be with someone way better than me. She agreed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 264

You deserved it 17 921

By Anonymous - 10/05/2014 13:00 - United States

Today, a guy drunkenly professed his love for me. He did this after walking in on me peeing, which he decided was the time to tell me such a thing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 987

You deserved it 3 774

By jimbop - 23/05/2009 17:48 - Canada

Today, I was cuddling in bed with my girlfriend after a night of heavy drinking. She rolled towards me, looked me in the eyes and sweetly said, "I love you". Her morning breath was so bad that I had to jump up and rush to the bathroom to vomit, leaving a trail along the way. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 922

You deserved it 10 325

Truth

By Anonymous - 24/01/2021 08:01 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I recently started seeing a girl and I slept over at her house for the first time. Apparently, I still talk in my sleep. This morning she told me I whispered, "I love you so much." FML

I agree, your life sucks 839

You deserved it 162

AnthonyWheeler15 24

Wednesday 15 May 2013 23:53

Move on OP. You deserve better.

Mynameislinh 24

Wednesday 15 May 2013 23:54

I am so sorry. Dump her right away and kick the other guy's ass. I hate how some people think being drunk gives you the right to do stupid stuff like that.

Comments

Fluffydemise 18

Thursday 16 May 2013 0:00

Engage revenge sex mode. Target: Any and all of her friends.

cieloalicia 16

Thursday 16 May 2013 13:44

That would get back at her, but it's disrespectful to use her friends like that.

ShawnBushOG 9

Thursday 16 May 2013 0:01

bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks

Welshite 39

Thursday 16 May 2013 0:05

You posted the exact same comment on both FMLs. A little more creativity is recommended.

perdix 29

Thursday 16 May 2013 0:31

#23, I called out #15 on that same point on the other story. It seems more appropriate here than on the other one.

Welshite 39

Thursday 16 May 2013 0:37

perdix, I really wasn't going for relevance to the FMLs, but rather the pure indolence involved in copying and pasting the same comment.

rg350dx 29

Thursday 16 May 2013 0:51

Copying ain't shit but highlights and clicks.

Fluffydemise 18

Thursday 16 May 2013 1:37

40, Best post I've read in days, thank you.

RoboCunnilingus 23

Thursday 16 May 2013 0:01

Whoaaa, what a bitch. Yeah, move on, OP. Life is but a game and cheaters never prosper.

anonymousguy1569_fml_fml 8

Thursday 16 May 2013 9:28

Unless you're playing a GTA game that is.

Irchell 17

Thursday 16 May 2013 0:02

Ouch, return the favour with one of her besties. Twice.

Zebediabolical 39

Thursday 16 May 2013 0:02

Kick her to the curb. Not literally, because non-consensual violence is never right. But if she's into that, go ahead and get your frustrations out.

PiNkMoOn 9

Thursday 16 May 2013 0:03

Let her go and go find the girl who deserves you!

gameover18 17

Thursday 16 May 2013 0:11

Game over man dump her and move on.

99megster 15

Thursday 16 May 2013 0:12

I'm sick and tired of reading about cheaters on FML.

perdix 29

Thursday 16 May 2013 0:25

#27, what are you going to do? Infidelity is a pretty pervasive theme of FMLs. I do think these stories are instructive and might help you detect or prevent it in your own life.