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By Anonymous - 15/05/2013 20:21 - United States

Today, I was woken up by my drunk girlfriend calling me and saying how much she loves me. She then stopped to tell the guy she was in bed with to be quiet because I might hear him. FML
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AnthonyWheeler15 24

Move on OP. You deserve better.

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Mynameislinh 24

I am so sorry. Dump her right away and kick the other guy's ass. I hate how some people think being drunk gives you the right to do stupid stuff like that.

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uoeno_fml 20

Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks

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uoeno_fml 20

Ah, please excuse me. Someone already said that in this thread. My bad

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Olympiakos10 15

Where is that line even from?! I've seen it 3 times today.

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eaglerob 20

Revenge is a dish best served with her best friend.

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Ibeatmyself 3

I hate when they tell me to be quite while their on the phone

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Fluffydemise 18

Your username debunks your macho talk and implication of sexual conquest, #48.

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mattlw 25

It has already been said here, but I would leave her faster than she could drunk dial you again.

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xALEXx_fml 15

Where were you when all this happened?

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RedPillSucks 31

In the bed on the other side.

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xALEXx_fml 15

Obviously not. If she rang him duhhhhhhh

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RedPillSucks 31

Obviously, it was a joke. Don't be so serious.

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illusong 16

I would not want to bang someone after they cheated on me, thats a disgrace to my body

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love_me_electric 20

Everyone here is jumping to the conclusion that she cheated. Maybe this is just me, but I've slept in a bed with someone while drunk without having sex with them. I'd rather crash at someone's house than drive drunk, and a bed is much more comfortable than the floor.

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sonnyrosa 32

Are you serious? Why would she be concerned with OP hearing him in the background if she wasn't sneaking around on him? And I'm sorry, when you're in a relationship, you don't sleep in a bed with another man. EVER. No matter how uncomfortable the floor is.

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RedPillSucks 31

Mature people are capable of sleeping in the same bed without having sex. Sadly, this doesn't happen very often.

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Reality_bites 14

#68, While i agree that no-one should ever drink and drive - it seems a little suspicious to me - I mean if it was all that innocent then why is she telling the guy to be quiet? It seems to me that she has a guilty conscience.

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Reality_bites 14

#68, while I agree that no-one should ever drink drive, it seems a little suspicious to me that the girlfriend is telling the guy to be quiet. Clearly she didn't want the boyfriend to know about the guy, which makes me think it isn't that innocent. If it was above board, shouldn'twouldn't there be other party guests crashing in the same bed too, in which case it wouldn't be just the guy she was telling to be quiet?

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Reality_bites 14

#68, While I agree that no-one should ever drink and drive, it doesn't sound to me that its very innocent. I mean if it was so above board, why was she only telling only the guy to be quiet? Surely there would be others that would have crashed in the same bed as well. In any case, its not a nice thing to do while supposedly in a committed relationship.

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Cardiffian 5

I agree with you. Just because you are in bed with another guy doesn't mean you've slept with him. Also, she could have been telling him to be quiet because he was making noise? Besides, how does OP know he was in bed with her? She could have been sitting on a sofa, or there could have been more people in the room. Of course she could have been cheating, which is pretty horrible, but I'd personally give her the benefit of the doubt until we hear more from OP. If she has been cheating, then yeah, I think she deserves to be dumped, of course.

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