Intimacy: Today, I was woken up by my step brother trying to put his tongue...

By lizownsvirgy - 07/07/2011 19:49 - United States

Today, I was woken up by my step brother trying to put his tongue in my mouth. FML

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Today, I woke up to my younger brother picking his nose with my fingers. His explanation? "You were sleeping." FML

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Today, I met my brother for the first time in 20 years. Everything was going great, until he tried to make out with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2014 11:36 - United States - Alpharetta

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Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML

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By whymyroomthough - 06/08/2014 22:18 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML

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By Qwerty - 28/06/2011 16:10 - Australia

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML

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Thursday 7 July 2011 23:51

That's totally not disturbing at all.

Sassybq1 13

Thursday 7 July 2011 23:51

O_O hey be lucky it was someone you knew.......even though that's still pretty creepy lol. sorry chica. FYL.

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Chigagigaroo 0

Sunday 10 July 2011 6:48

That's sick.

butterflyz1961 2

Sunday 10 July 2011 7:00

I'd kick his ass.

imperialtl 12

Sunday 10 July 2011 15:22

be grateful it wasn't his **** hanging over your face when you woke up.

Tumadre1111 0

Sunday 10 July 2011 23:13

Hehe pineapples

imhere6969 1

Sunday 10 July 2011 23:36

keep tape on mouth the next time u sleep

lauralavenderbab 0

Monday 11 July 2011 1:41

he is a pervert u should bitch slap him a few

Dead_Master 0

Monday 11 July 2011 6:11

ewwww o_O

Dawny556 2

Monday 11 July 2011 8:06

Eew

alwaysbored13 14

Monday 11 July 2011 19:16

wow , that's creepy ... and disgusting as hell ! you should lock the door next time ... or kill the stepbrother..

mematteden 2

Tuesday 12 July 2011 3:08

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