Kids: Today, I woke up to my younger brother picking his nose with...

By Picky - 06/07/2017 14:58

Today, I woke up to my younger brother picking his nose with my fingers. His explanation? "You were sleeping." FML

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By Qwerty - 28/06/2011 16:10 - Australia

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML

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By mr.palendrome - 06/03/2009 02:27 - United States

Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML

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By whymyroomthough - 06/08/2014 22:18 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML

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By argfarblewarblearble - 07/08/2015 13:49 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I was laying on the couch, listening to music. I guess my brother noticed that I was yawning a lot, because when I opened my mouth and yawned again, he dropped one of his rancid toenail clippings into my mouth, then broke into hysterical laughter at my freaking out. FML

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By buggermonster - 16/06/2009 23:37 - United States

Today, while I was at my girlfriend's parents' house for dinner, and I thought no one was looking, I picked my nose and put it underneath my chair. Turns out she has a little brother who found it appropriate to point at me and scream, "Booger monster, Booger monster!" FML

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Terrible prank

By Malakai - 02/02/2011 05:57 - United States

Today, while I was in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in and drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, and said "You've just been Facebooked" and ran away giggling. FML

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By queenbee - 14/06/2015 13:31 - United States - Media

Today, I slept through my alarm and decided to call in sick. After falling back asleep, I woke up to my younger brother robbing my kitchen. It seems he's been doing this for weeks, every time I leave for work. He won't even give it all back. FML

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By who wants spaghetti - 17/12/2015 03:42 - United States - Oconomowoc

Today, during a family dinner, I witnessed my younger brother casually slip his hand down the back of his pants, take it out, sniff each finger individually, before stirring his hand in his spaghetti and continue to eat normally. I was the only one who saw this. FML

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By Maria - 14/03/2017 15:00 - United Kingdom - York

Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML

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By TimeForAHairCut - 08/06/2012 23:44 - United States - Eugene

Today, I was napping when my little brother cut off huge chunks of my hair. He thought it would turn me into the older brother he always wanted. He's 8. FML

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Lobby_Bee 17

Thursday 6 July 2017 14:18

First the nose, then the mouth, and then work his way down south.

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 6 July 2017 15:36

You gotta wonder how many times he's done this without you waking up. Cheers!

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Lobby_Bee 17

Thursday 6 July 2017 14:18

First the nose, then the mouth, and then work his way down south.

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 6 July 2017 15:36

You gotta wonder how many times he's done this without you waking up. Cheers!

boopingsnoot 24

Thursday 6 July 2017 16:59

Make sure he sees you use his toothbrush as a back scratcher, or something

nityasomaiya 46

Thursday 6 July 2017 18:33

Or use his toothbrush to clean the toilet seat. Harsh, but useful.

boopingsnoot 24

Thursday 6 July 2017 23:02

OP should clean their nose with bro's toothbrush!

CrazyTrainWreck 19

Thursday 6 July 2017 17:21

That's snot the way I would want to woken up. Is anyone picking up on these puns?

CantTouchThat 29

Thursday 6 July 2017 17:41

YDI For sleeping. That's how it works.

stephh_1 11

Thursday 6 July 2017 18:01

Lol that made me laugh too hard

species4872 19

Thursday 6 July 2017 20:26

That's just lazy.

Glowworm56 26

Thursday 6 July 2017 21:35

Well he couldn't pick his sibling--or his nose--so he used his sibling to pick his nose. I can't decide if that's genius or disgustingly lazy.

Adeline90 10

Friday 7 July 2017 0:16

I would put Voltarene in his toothpaste tube just to get back at him.

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