Intimacy: Today, I was woken up by my step brother trying to put his tongue...

By lizownsvirgy - 07/07/2011 19:49 - United States

Today, I was woken up by my step brother trying to put his tongue in my mouth. FML

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Today, I woke up to my younger brother picking his nose with my fingers. His explanation? "You were sleeping." FML

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Today, I met my brother for the first time in 20 years. Everything was going great, until he tried to make out with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2014 11:36 - United States - Alpharetta

Today, my little brother put a battery to my tongue while I was sleeping with my mouth open. The shock found its way right to my metal filling. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2020 08:02

Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML

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By whymyroomthough - 06/08/2014 22:18 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML

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By Qwerty - 28/06/2011 16:10 - Australia

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML

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Thursday 7 July 2011 23:51

That's totally not disturbing at all.

Sassybq1 13

Thursday 7 July 2011 23:51

O_O hey be lucky it was someone you knew.......even though that's still pretty creepy lol. sorry chica. FYL.

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TinMan19 6

Wednesday 13 July 2011 21:26

thats kinda...you know not cool

angelbabii8 1

Wednesday 13 July 2011 21:31

is your step brother hot?

bsanch03 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 0:30

wtf

9WTF8 1

Thursday 14 July 2011 6:19

first off: thats creepy and second it makes me wonder how old he is and how many times hes done it before?? i would get it if he is 7 or older but older than 8, thats just creepy...

likasumboooodi 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 10:29

sleep with a gun under ur bed. next time he try's be like BITCH!!! breakyoself!!!!!!!

cockocrazy 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 1:28

fyl. ew

amynameisannie 2

Saturday 16 July 2011 3:23

that is disgusting! I would file a restraining order!!!

syk900 3

Sunday 17 July 2011 0:35

kick him in the nuts!

doc89holliday 3

Tuesday 19 July 2011 1:21

i hope ur a girl

danielle39 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 9:07

was it u richard12121 dont mean to be rude just coriuse

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