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By Anonymous - 20/10/2012 08:42 - United States - Scottsdale

Today, I was woken up by my teenage son pulling down my shirt and taking pictures of my breasts. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2014 21:57 - United States - Dewitt

Today, my 4 year old son groped my breasts and said, "This is what daddy told me to do." FML

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But he's only 5

By Anonymous - 18/12/2019 05:00

Today, I was playing with my 5 year-old neighbor. I was changing and he saw me naked. Then he went home and his parents came over. Apparently, he told them that I have beautiful boobs. FML

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Be careful what you post on the Internet…

By Anonymous - 26/06/2019 06:13 - Canada - Vaudreuil

Today, my 10-year-old son's friend googled his name and found breastfeeding pictures that I had put on a personal website when he was 2 days old. Now he gets laughed at, and his friends all saw pictures of my breasts. FML

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Cute but… TMI

By heytherexo - 05/04/2009 02:10 - United States

Today, while I was showering, my 3 year-old son came to the bathroom and put on all my makeup. Once I got out of the shower, I got a camera I had and took a few adorable shots. Afterwards, I sent the images to all my friends and family. Then I realized the reflection on the mirror was me fully naked. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2014 19:47 - Australia - Werribee

Today, I woke up to my 7 year old son angrily trying to smother me with a pillow. FML

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By ohfantastic - 25/01/2009 02:47 - United States

Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML

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Back in fashion (Oppenheimer dolls not so much)

By JGarz - 10/10/2015 07:21 - United States - Tucson

Today, I walked in on my teenage son passionately making out with one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML

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Soooooo cute

By Anonymous - 21/12/2015 14:56 - United States - Seattle

Today, I learned that my girlfriend takes creepshots of me sleeping, and my mom likes them on her Instagram. FML

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By KayyElOh94 - 17/10/2014 22:30 - United States

Today, I woke up to my daughter crying, and my son running through the living room completely naked with her bottle, laughing his head off. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2016 05:51 - United States

Today, my dad let me borrow his phone while I wait for mine to get back from the shop. I guess he forgot to pass the news along, because within 4 hours I'd received a picture of my mom's tits. FML

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lostcrazydiamond 10

Saturday 20 October 2012 16:11

If he's a teenager, he should know by this point that's not right.

AH1Zviper 15

Saturday 20 October 2012 16:41

*The *Nazi *period.

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jarockstar27 10

Sunday 21 October 2012 19:06

Thats just so....ewwww. I mean that is wow, i dont even have words for this except that its just plain wrong OP. sorry that your son is an incest perv

yentlben 2

Sunday 21 October 2012 21:31

Reform school! Now!

KiddNYC1O 20

Sunday 21 October 2012 22:11

Is your husband still alive?

AVanilla 8

Sunday 21 October 2012 23:04

That is disturbing! You've got a seriously ****** up kid there, OP. FYL.

LuckyLynx7732 5

Monday 22 October 2012 0:44

Military school. That is all.

LJxo 1

Monday 22 October 2012 1:46

omg, WTF.

calipilot227 16

Monday 22 October 2012 3:06

O.O

calipilot227 16

Monday 22 October 2012 3:08

As far as California is concerned, Stockton is probably the only area that fits your description

Kridurha 2

Monday 22 October 2012 4:35

Ive had that happen before

tjgarrick 8

Tuesday 23 October 2012 3:22

How?

jollercoaster 3

Monday 22 October 2012 6:16

very very disturbing. get professional help.

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