Kids: Today, I was woken up by my teenage son pulling down my shirt...

By Anonymous - 20/10/2012 08:42 - United States - Scottsdale

Today, I was woken up by my teenage son pulling down my shirt and taking pictures of my breasts. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2014 21:57 - United States - Dewitt

Today, my 4 year old son groped my breasts and said, "This is what daddy told me to do." FML

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But he's only 5

By Anonymous - 18/12/2019 05:00

Today, I was playing with my 5 year-old neighbor. I was changing and he saw me naked. Then he went home and his parents came over. Apparently, he told them that I have beautiful boobs. FML

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Be careful what you post on the Internet…

By Anonymous - 26/06/2019 06:13 - Canada - Vaudreuil

Today, my 10-year-old son's friend googled his name and found breastfeeding pictures that I had put on a personal website when he was 2 days old. Now he gets laughed at, and his friends all saw pictures of my breasts. FML

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Cute but… TMI

By heytherexo - 05/04/2009 02:10 - United States

Today, while I was showering, my 3 year-old son came to the bathroom and put on all my makeup. Once I got out of the shower, I got a camera I had and took a few adorable shots. Afterwards, I sent the images to all my friends and family. Then I realized the reflection on the mirror was me fully naked. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2014 19:47 - Australia - Werribee

Today, I woke up to my 7 year old son angrily trying to smother me with a pillow. FML

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By ohfantastic - 25/01/2009 02:47 - United States

Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML

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Back in fashion (Oppenheimer dolls not so much)

By JGarz - 10/10/2015 07:21 - United States - Tucson

Today, I walked in on my teenage son passionately making out with one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML

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Soooooo cute

By Anonymous - 21/12/2015 14:56 - United States - Seattle

Today, I learned that my girlfriend takes creepshots of me sleeping, and my mom likes them on her Instagram. FML

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By KayyElOh94 - 17/10/2014 22:30 - United States

Today, I woke up to my daughter crying, and my son running through the living room completely naked with her bottle, laughing his head off. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2016 05:51 - United States

Today, my dad let me borrow his phone while I wait for mine to get back from the shop. I guess he forgot to pass the news along, because within 4 hours I'd received a picture of my mom's tits. FML

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Saturday 20 October 2012 16:11

If he's a teenager, he should know by this point that's not right.

AH1Zviper 15

Saturday 20 October 2012 16:41

*The *Nazi *period.

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Primmly 11

Saturday 20 October 2012 23:27

He's probably selling them XD Or making his friends believe he has a girlfriend. Ahahahaha

LastFlowers 6

Saturday 20 October 2012 23:35

Dont worry. He just had to get a pic of your **** so he could pay off the 5th graders to protect him from the bully Trett Boyett

88vivera 9

Sunday 21 October 2012 0:16

Great job mom!

Dimence 9

Sunday 21 October 2012 0:24

This reminds me of South Park... But OPs son didn't turn out to be creative as Cartman.

celly18 2

Sunday 21 October 2012 0:27

As a mother I would have a serious talk with him, then have his father beat the shit out of him!

cowsgomoo77777 6

Sunday 21 October 2012 0:36

They r probably nice and he was just admiring them

Shadow_Phantom 26

Sunday 21 October 2012 0:49

Either you don't let him watch ****, or he's selling the pics to his friends...

PhishloverA 14

Sunday 21 October 2012 1:01

Just hope he doesn't pull your husband's pants down taking pictures of his shaft

laurenlovesjb 20

Sunday 21 October 2012 1:13

That is letter ally the most... WRONG thing I've ever heard!

PrettyKookieToo 8

Sunday 21 October 2012 15:10

Letter ally? Either that's autocorrect or people who call Justin Bieber fans stupid are right.

jjmiller1001 17

Sunday 21 October 2012 1:18

thats just wrong.... I hope you sent him away to a home for "special people"

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