Work: Today, I was working as a cashier and a woman brought up a suitcase....

By WesJaz - 08/01/2010 16:35 - United States

Today, I was working as a cashier and a woman brought up a suitcase. As I was ringing her up I checked inside like I'm supposed to and I very jokingly say, "Look at all the stuff you're stealing." She laughed nervously then hit me in the head with her heavy purse before running out of the store. FML

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By what_the_hell - 20/06/2013 08:35 - Finland - Helsinki

Today, while bagging my groceries at a store, a lady came over to me, took a good look at the food I'd bought, picked out an item and put it in her bag. When I confronted her, she called security on me and told them I wanted to steal her stuff. I got thrown out and she walked away with a smirk. FML

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Don't bother

By NoticeTheLackOfNumbers - 12/08/2009 22:43 - United States

Today, I was at the store when I saw that a cart in the checkout line next to me was starting to roll away and the owner hadn't noticed. I tried to help by reaching out to stop the cart from moving, but when the owner saw me with the cart, she began to hit me for trying to steal her purse. FML

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By ihatemyjob - 12/09/2010 07:23 - Canada

Today, at work, an elderly lady came up to the cash register with a flyer in her hand, and asked if we had a certain item. I told her we did not have any left, and we would be getting more next week and if she wanted, I could give her a rain check. She hit me in the face with her purse. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2010 04:59 - United States

Today, at work, an old lady came through my line to buy some groceries. She told me she lost her purse and was a little short. It was busy, so I pulled out my little purse and gave her the money she needed. A few minutes later she returned with my boss, insisting that my purse was hers. FML

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By Retailhell - 22/12/2014 06:25 - United States

Today, since it's company policy, I had to go to the back of my small store to retrieve an item for a customer, even though I was working by myself. I came back to find that since she couldn't get into the cash register, she found and stole my purse instead. FML

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By Gitana - 22/04/2012 19:08 - Spain - Tafalla

Today, I was trying on some clothes in the store's changing room, when someone reached under the door and grabbed my purse, shoes, and pants. FML

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By NoMoney4Me - 24/09/2012 10:48 - United States - York

Today, I went for a job interview. Before giving me a tour, the manager pointed to my purse and said, "Better leave that in my office." I didn't know why it was safer in her office than on my shoulder, but I complied. Later, I went to buy coffee and discovered that all my cash was missing. FML

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By whaaaaat111 - 09/03/2013 12:04 - United States - Vienna

Today, while at the mall, a lady dropped her credit card while in line to buy something. I came over, picked it up and gave it to her just for her to shove it in my hand and scream, "She's stealing my wallet! My wallet!" The police came. FML

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Pranks for all ages

By atleastshelldiefirst - 13/10/2012 00:18 - United States

Today, I was grocery shopping, when an elderly lady walked up to me and tripped over her own feet. I caught her by the arm, at which point she shrieked at me for "groping" her. She ended up smirking as security threw me out of the store. FML

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Weird old lady of the day

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I was at the supermarket when an elderly lady asked if I'd grab some coffee for her from a high shelf. The moment I took my hands off my almost-full shopping cart, she made off with it. I ended up getting thrown out by security after she claimed I was trying to steal it from her. FML

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eduardo2k 0

Friday 8 January 2010 20:00

employee of the month - should ask for a raise

hXcsoccerplaya 0

Friday 8 January 2010 20:15

stupid consumers. cashiers don't get paid enough to put up with the shit they already go through

Comments

dropxdeadxgeneva 0

Friday 8 January 2010 23:03

Grammer nazis much? FYL, that must have sucked. Deff don't pay you enough for that.

null_fml 11

Saturday 9 January 2010 8:24

*Grammar

Gulo_fml 0

Friday 8 January 2010 23:31

If your store has surveillance cameras then they'll have caught her for sure, and she'll probably be busted in a month or two.

VittiChan 2

Friday 8 January 2010 23:31

WHOA nice job!

iankennedy17 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 0:37

there was nothing in the suitcase. she made a joke about it, probably cause she hates her job, and then the lady hit her on the head with her purse, which is where she put all of the stuff she stole....

urclremi 2

Saturday 9 January 2010 0:49

:O wat?

gobbledegook 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 2:18

lol best fml ever

stuckinadessert 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 2:22

hahahahahaha!!! sorry but...hahahahaha

blastvortex 3

Saturday 9 January 2010 2:34

Haha. For attempted robbery and assault on an employee, I'd say that the perp's life is the one that's screwed (if the cops are lucky enough to find her).

newsgit 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 3:18

dude, read the ******* comments. Probably not what happened. She probably put the contraband in her purse, and OP was joking to keep themselves entertained. She then freaked out and hit OP.