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By sonofmilf - 17/05/2009 05:46 - United States

Today, I was working at a grocery store when a couple of my co-workers called a code pink in aisle 22, which means there was an attractive woman in that aisle. After hearing about how hot she was, I went over to see her for myself. It was my mom. FML

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Same thing different taste

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By bigmouth - 02/08/2009 07:35 - United States

Today, I was working as a host at a pasta diner. The hostess I was working with was very attractive and we were flirting quite a bit. A large woman walked in to be seated, and I leaned over to her and dared her to ask the woman if she wanted two chairs. She leaned back and said, "That's my mom." FML

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By sierraisfucked - 02/06/2009 07:55 - United States

Today, I was in Walmart with my mom. I was looking for some CDs I wanted and saw a cute guy. Then he nodded at me and as he started to walk towards me, I hear my name being called over the intercom. Apparently, according to my mom, it was time to go. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2010 00:29 - United States

Today, I was at the store when I saw two extremely hot girls. I walked into their aisle and they looked at me and smiled. I stopped and pretended to look at something so I could listen to what they were saying. They started laughing and walked away. It turned out I was reading a box of tampons. FML

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By rink.attendant.6 - 21/06/2012 15:40 - Canada - Dryden

Today, I saw my crush working the only open till at the grocery store. When she saw me approach her queue, she immediately called for more cashiers. FML

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By beckbm23 - 21/11/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, at work at a grocery store an old couple came through my checkout lane. As I was putting their bagged groceries in the cart, the old man started feeling me up. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2012 21:09 - United States

Today, while at the grocery store, I saw my mother. I thought it would be funny to scare her by sneaking up and grabbing her ass. Not only was it not my mom, I left the place with a ban from ever returning to that store. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2011 06:21 - United States

Today, as I was just finishing my grocery shopping, a little girl and her mother walked past. Seeing the little girl staring at me, I waved. The girl then pointed to me and asked her mother "Mommy, is that man pregnant?" FML

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By motherdearest - 21/03/2009 23:18 - United States

Today, I went to the mall with my mom. We were in American Eagle shopping for spring clothes, when a few good looking guys walked by and whistled at me. I smiled at them. They were checking out my mom, not me. FML

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By Death By Parent - 19/07/2014 22:38 - United States

Today, I was browsing the People of Walmart site, chuckling at all the weirdos on there, when I came across a picture of my mom. FML

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Put it away!

By Need eye bleach - 05/04/2023 17:00 - United States

Today, a woman had a wardrobe malfunction right in front of me. As if that's not awkward enough, that woman was my own mother. FML

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Sunday 17 May 2009 12:10

Your mom must be a babe.

neverland_fml 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 12:18

Compliment to your mama~Hopefully you got her genes.

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xXStayPrettyXx 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 17:26

Not really an FML, just more of an awkward moment.

Phillay632 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 17:45

I guess your employer doesn't offer sexual harassment prevention training... You should be fired.

whogivesafuck88 10

Saturday 19 May 2012 9:21

Looking isn't harassment dumbass

elpablo123 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 18:15

thats a good thing

UGADawg08 1

Sunday 17 May 2009 19:05

Wow, I'd think someone would be insulted if someone used "Code Pink" to refer to him/her. Bunch of disgusting "progressive" Socialist pieces of trash. It would be like seeing a guy someone finds attractive, and calling him a "Code Westboro Baptist Church". Code Pink can go to hell.

pspnick 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 19:13

MILF!!

lolthatsasucker 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 19:15

At least they don't think your mom is ugly :P

soundmind311 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 19:17

so? who said moms have to be ugly?

jnic 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 19:18

Last time I checked, attractive women don't go grocery shopping to have the employees organize an ogling party around her. Aren't you all so professional?

Nakedsquirrel 5

Sunday 17 May 2009 19:41

What's wrong for having a MILF for a mom?

JimmyBob_fml 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 19:46

a Code Pink?? Seriously? That's the best you guys can come up with? Why not just say, "Attractive ****** aisle 22" You should make a better effort. for example... say "clean up on aisle 21" -because that's where your friends are, peeking through the food jerkin off to your mom. YDI for being uncreative.