By Ohshit - 17/05/2009 06:42 - United States
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sounds like someone was harrassed when he was younger...
"recalling how she smelled like peppermint" yeah, sure. xD.
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Show it anywayI would've said, "yes sweetie?" heh heh
x_x Argh. You weren't too careful there were you?
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Meh, no biggie. I say all sorts of stupid things when I just wake up. One time I got up and after comming to some sense my mom told me I had just said, " Pensylvania. I got the bling bling baby. "
at least he didn't say dad right
how often does your mom rub your "very erect penis"? ur instinctive reaction freaks me out
He said he thought it was his mom because of the smell, not the rubbing
Yeah idk about you guys, but when I just wake up I'm not very alert. Sometimes my mind notices one thing and skips over another
WTF are you still with the girlfriend!? or....with mummy?
lol, that's just creepy.
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Show it anywayOoh, that's gonna be difficult to explain. DX
Think Dear...Think! You won't be waking up to anymore early morning surprises thanks to that!
Erm.... why would you call out your mother? That's incest, man.
What did he sa.... Oh... Nvm... I feel so lonely in the future.
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how often does your mom rub your "very erect penis"? ur instinctive reaction freaks me out
OOOOHHH NO!