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By sonofmilf - 17/05/2009 05:46 - United States

Today, I was working at a grocery store when a couple of my co-workers called a code pink in aisle 22, which means there was an attractive woman in that aisle. After hearing about how hot she was, I went over to see her for myself. It was my mom. FML

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By bigmouth - 02/08/2009 07:35 - United States

Today, I was working as a host at a pasta diner. The hostess I was working with was very attractive and we were flirting quite a bit. A large woman walked in to be seated, and I leaned over to her and dared her to ask the woman if she wanted two chairs. She leaned back and said, "That's my mom." FML

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By sierraisfucked - 02/06/2009 07:55 - United States

Today, I was in Walmart with my mom. I was looking for some CDs I wanted and saw a cute guy. Then he nodded at me and as he started to walk towards me, I hear my name being called over the intercom. Apparently, according to my mom, it was time to go. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2010 00:29 - United States

Today, I was at the store when I saw two extremely hot girls. I walked into their aisle and they looked at me and smiled. I stopped and pretended to look at something so I could listen to what they were saying. They started laughing and walked away. It turned out I was reading a box of tampons. FML

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By rink.attendant.6 - 21/06/2012 15:40 - Canada - Dryden

Today, I saw my crush working the only open till at the grocery store. When she saw me approach her queue, she immediately called for more cashiers. FML

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By beckbm23 - 21/11/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, at work at a grocery store an old couple came through my checkout lane. As I was putting their bagged groceries in the cart, the old man started feeling me up. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2012 21:09 - United States

Today, while at the grocery store, I saw my mother. I thought it would be funny to scare her by sneaking up and grabbing her ass. Not only was it not my mom, I left the place with a ban from ever returning to that store. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2011 06:21 - United States

Today, as I was just finishing my grocery shopping, a little girl and her mother walked past. Seeing the little girl staring at me, I waved. The girl then pointed to me and asked her mother "Mommy, is that man pregnant?" FML

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By motherdearest - 21/03/2009 23:18 - United States

Today, I went to the mall with my mom. We were in American Eagle shopping for spring clothes, when a few good looking guys walked by and whistled at me. I smiled at them. They were checking out my mom, not me. FML

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By Death By Parent - 19/07/2014 22:38 - United States

Today, I was browsing the People of Walmart site, chuckling at all the weirdos on there, when I came across a picture of my mom. FML

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Put it away!

By Need eye bleach - 05/04/2023 17:00 - United States

Today, a woman had a wardrobe malfunction right in front of me. As if that's not awkward enough, that woman was my own mother. FML

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Sunday 17 May 2009 12:10

Your mom must be a babe.

neverland_fml 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 12:18

Compliment to your mama~Hopefully you got her genes.

Comments

tatertot8284 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 13:11

Lol I accepted this just to ask, what grocery stores do they do this in? Do they call it over the loud speaker?

thattickles 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 13:42

-insert witty mother's day joke here-

Djmh17 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 13:54

Dibs

cptnfrankie 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 14:03

at least they weren't calling a code grey for a fugly mum.. right?

crownme 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 14:11

Tell your mom to give me a call lol

pancakelover 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 14:34

So?? Did you bang that cougar?

DatWhiteGuy 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 16:26

Really?

GrooveSponge 0

Wednesday 14 September 2011 20:54

INCEST FOR THE WIN

anglcdvl89 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 14:42

Look at it this way, when you run into your coworkers, just be like "Guess who got aisle 22's number?" You wouldn't be lying (since I'm assuming you have your own mother's home and cell phone number) and at least you'd score some playa points...