Work: Today, I was working at my new job at a food court on campus....

By SakuraBreeze - 26/09/2011 05:18 - United States

Today, I was working at my new job at a food court on campus. One of the supervisors came up to my station and told me that I "really look like someone who, through some miracle, accidentally found their way into college." He then threw a pickle at me. FML

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By PickleJuice - 23/07/2022 06:00 - United States

Today, at Burger King, I was coming back from break. A customer screamed at me because she ordered a double cheeseburger without pickles, and they were put on anyway. She threw it in my face. My face was covered in ketchup mustard and pickle. Did I mention I was on a break and had nothing to do with this? FML

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By newguy - 29/08/2009 21:02 - United States

Today, it's my third day at work and the hazing finally began. After a few rounds of "punch the new guy", I thought I would finally be safe because the manager walked into the kitchen. He saw what was going on, picked up a handful of ketchup packets, and began throwing them at me. FML

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By notsogoodtrainee - 09/07/2015 17:02 - United States - Fargo

Today, at my first day of work, I was impressing my trainer with my skills by carrying many trays at once. Well, I could until I came around a corner and ran into a customer. With food all over his front, he introduced himself to me as the head manager. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2024 09:00 - Canada

Today, I was trying to entertain my crush at a party by showing off my juggling skills. I confidently grabbed three random objects, not realizing one was a jar of pickles. Mid-juggle, the jar slipped and shattered, splashing pickle juice all over my crush. She just stared at me in disbelief, while I stood there smelling like vinegar. FML

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By crosseyed - 10/06/2009 19:42 - United Kingdom

Today, I was in the cafeteria when I noticed a new worker cleaning a table. As I passed her, she looked up and smiled at me. Thinking she was pulling a funny face, I jokingly crossed my eyes and smiled back. She looked hurt and continued working. Later, she served me my lunch. She was actually cross-eyed. FML

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Spooky

By Lizzielollipop816 - 18/02/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said, "It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML

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In and out

By newhostess - 11/04/2009 16:12 - United States

Today, I was training for my new job at a restaurant. As part of training, they give you free food so you know what to recommend, and the dish I got was really good. Eight hours later I saw it again while I was puking. I got food poisoning from my own workplace. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2009 16:39 - United States

Today, I was walking to work and saw three guys sitting at a table outside. One of the guys looks at me and says to his friends, "That's the girl that works at the grocery store. She replaced the hot chick." The other two guys glared at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2015 14:35 - France - Melesse

Today, at work, I tripped and fell face-first into a food display. As I picked myself up, totally humiliated, I tripped again and fell right back into it, earning a bunch of pitying looks from nearby customers. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2010 00:22 - United States

Today, I went to my first day of work in over 2 years. As I approached the boss, he asked me what my name was. Turned out they hired the wrong person. FML

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Bijaglo 3

Monday 26 September 2011 12:00

That pickle should by some miracle accidentally end up down his throat.

furmum69 5

Monday 26 September 2011 12:00

Miracle? Pickle? Are you Jesus?

Comments

fighterboy11 7

Monday 26 September 2011 15:49

Coming from a campus supervisor... And he is making fun of u? I don't believe u OP

scottgeo 0

Monday 26 September 2011 15:56

Just remind him that you are in college so you dont have to be a food court supervisor.

Snookie85 19

Monday 26 September 2011 18:18

Throw the pickle back at him!

dtcmaster 0

Monday 26 September 2011 18:21

Ur life does suck u work at a food court !!!

maui3 0

Monday 26 September 2011 18:21

I would have called security!!! Sounds like that guy has some hidden issues.

maui3 0

Monday 26 September 2011 18:26

Oh.. Who is the person that hired him as a supervisor? What kind of qualifications were they looking for? Strong throwing arm? Just saying

Loda13 0

Monday 26 September 2011 19:17

I would've got the pickle and eat it. Then scream out ,"YAY free food! This job Rules!!!"

bubo_fml 10

Monday 26 September 2011 19:57

What a coincidence, I gave my girlfriend a pickle last night!

TheAngryKitten 0

Monday 26 September 2011 21:52

Klaviar: PICKLE!! wait...I mean...yeah, PICKLE!!

imaninja1 9

Monday 26 September 2011 22:15

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