Kids: Today, while snow plowing I accidentally ran over my kid's basketball....

By Anonymous - 14/01/2011 02:38 - United States

Today, while snow plowing I accidentally ran over my kid's basketball. I told him what had happened and he responded by spilling his ant farm into my underwear drawer. FML

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By WestboroBC - 03/02/2009 22:56 - United States

Today, I walked in the snow and saw some kid slip. I laughed and felt good about myself. Then I fell. FML

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Today, my 3-year-old broke his glasses, clogged the toilet with Hot Wheel cars, and covered the whole house with Cheerios. All in a matter of roughly 6 minutes while I was putting laundry away. FML

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By Noname - 09/03/2009 23:36 - Canada

Today, I was babysitting my co-worker's son. He was eating Jell-o and spilled it on his top, so I pulled off his PJ's, and went in his room to grab a new pair. I heard a thunk and ran to find him out cold on the floor. His parents walked in on me trying to wake up their naked 3 year-old. FML

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By trashcanned - 06/04/2009 11:47 - United States

Today, it was really windy and rainy causing me to trip and knock into a little kid. While still gathering myself, I apologized and patted the kid on its head. Then I see people around me starting to laugh. I turn and look at the kid, and discover I've been interacting with a trash can. FML

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renjay 0

Friday 14 January 2011 8:58

smack the dam kid

cmac86 23

Friday 14 January 2011 9:02

sounds like there's either some parenting or anger management issues. and now an insect issue, because you, quite literally, have ants in your pants.

Comments

TheAnnihilat0rz 0

Friday 14 January 2011 8:56

first

aliadnan708 6

Friday 14 January 2011 8:58

so?

DaveOnDope 4

Friday 14 January 2011 9:03

Wow! you're so cool! I'm really impressed!

renjay 0

Friday 14 January 2011 8:58

smack the dam kid

caroliquey 0

Friday 14 January 2011 10:52

you raised a devil

beeship321 5

Friday 14 January 2011 13:17

Smacking isn't the answer! Try snakes in his bed.

andyp010 10

Friday 14 January 2011 14:53

I think one 'snake' in his bed is enough

Sopa2010 0

Thursday 3 March 2011 5:56

Basketball or ant farm? anyone else remember that from pursuit of happiness?

jeslynh 0

Wednesday 6 April 2011 17:34

OMG ANTS D: that's sucks

woopa18 0

Friday 14 January 2011 8:58

haha that's awesome !

JCHammer 5

Friday 14 January 2011 21:56

that's why where I'm from we don't let women drive

Suavis 4

Saturday 15 January 2011 8:57

so they don't run over basket balls? and how do you know it's a woman?

krazygirl100 9

Thursday 7 July 2011 11:56

because it says woman

Tha_Jocka44 0

Friday 14 January 2011 8:59

I would be the **** out of my kid for that crap

ppriscilla 0

Friday 14 January 2011 9:14

woahh scary

nikkibeez 0

Friday 14 January 2011 10:03

I see nothing wrong with spanking children. if you don't instill some type of fear in them they become disrespectful and won't listen. beating the shit out of them however.. not so sure.

Donkeydick360 0

Friday 14 January 2011 10:33

violent parents lead to violent children and violent children grow up to be serial killers, OP YDI and hooray for long island!

waswashere 0

Friday 14 January 2011 12:54

by your logic, the parents are also serial killers. good try though

akd1v 0

Friday 14 January 2011 15:11

scuze me you would BE the **** outta your kid? please explain

Zhu8 5

Saturday 15 January 2011 8:09

If only my parents knew the difference between a light spanking and beating the living shit out of me.

kokopuff1001_fml 0

Sunday 16 January 2011 5:21

I'm glad that I'm not your child

grandpaearthling 2

Friday 14 January 2011 9:01

you totally deserve it for not putting the fear if daddy in the little punk. maybe if his mommy didn't wear the pants in the family.

mylyfzeffedup 0

Friday 14 January 2011 9:07

that's what I said. he deserves it for raising his kid to think it's ok to retaliate when something happens that he doesn't like. he's probably bad as hell.