By Santa - 12/12/2011 21:45 - Canada

Today, I was working at the mall as Santa, when a little girl took a shit in my lap. FML
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You deserved it 4 410
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forthepainx3 0

and of course 5 out of 6 of the first comments have something to do with the word shit.

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unhappybitch 8

Just stop those shitty situation puns are over used.

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Sniper3000 0

You really had a shitty... Ahh forget it it's too old

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leogirl95 12

Yeah, don't even bother

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JoeLouisBomber 9

The fml here is not only you getting shit on but being the mall santa!

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hardonforjesus 10

FMLs like these make me wish there was a like button

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FarSide 22

I wish there was a "Shit Here On This Comment" button.

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p2theORTER 0

Technically if u give it a thumbs up... You are "liking it"

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supersmeg12345 10

Damn dude. That sucks ...guess your having a shitty day

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p3mguin 7

Just stop it's overused and please just englighten me on how that was a good Idea to dress as a nasty ass tampon o_O

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fenixtorador1 11

+1 to what 77 said.. What were you thinking?

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ShyAnn29 14

FYI that's not a tampon, that is a pad

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Meowingtons500 18

18- Would you care to share that special story with the class? And it's *you're not your. :)

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midnightxloner 1

That stinks bro

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flockz 19

ah but see now you have more turds to fill the naughty children's stockings with, unless, YOU'RE AN IMPOSTER!!

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