By Santa - 12/12/2011 21:45 - Canada

Today, I was working at the mall as Santa, when a little girl took a shit in my lap. FML
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forthepainx3 0

and of course 5 out of 6 of the first comments have something to do with the word shit.

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cetlawizard 15

Kids will go potty in strangest places....&/or maybe you somehow "scared the shit out of her"???....sorry about the shit pun...I'd rather be shat on by a little girl while posing as Santa than pissed on by a 12 year old when you're 15 because he thought it'd be funny. Talk about being pissed on & off @ the same time ..oh the 80's sucked.

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Takainthemachine 0

She was telling you she doesn't believe in Santa!!

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zuzupetalsYO 11

that's what you get for not being real

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Zoranius 6

Well, that's NOT shitty but really disgusting!!

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kareltje 17

That's the risk you take when you play Santa ;)

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blacksswan 10

Poor girl , I have heard of stories where kids cry out of fear when seeing santa but never heard of someone ******** on a santa out of fear. You scared her really bad :I

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taintedayush 0

That akward moment

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