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By bitch - 07/10/2013 07:37 - Australia

Today, I was working behind the bar at a club. After serving drinks to a guy, he asked me if I could carry them outside to the two girls waiting for him. I scowled at him and told him I wasn't a waitress. That's when I realised he had one arm. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2009 18:57 - Canada

Today, I saw a drunk guy hitting on a girl sitting alone at the bar. She insisted that her boyfriend was there, but he didn't relent. So I went over and put my arm around her and asked "Who's this guy?" He walked away, but then I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was her boyfriend. He broke my arm. FML

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By Bob smith - 19/12/2011 20:57 - Australia

Today, it was my first day working as a nightclub bartender. All through the evening, a really creepy bloke stood in a dark corner and leered at the girls on the dance floor. When I took the bouncer to one side to let him know, he told me the man was a coat stand. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2015 01:45 - United States - Federal Way

Today, I was at a restaurant where the host is an attractive guy with only one arm. I was with my family, so I didn't want to be too obvious when checking him out. It seems like I was, though, because he came over and told me it was rude to stare at his arm. FML

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By Jon - 14/05/2012 21:46 - New Zealand - Christchurch

Today, I went to a club with some friends. I ordered two drinks from the waitress and gave her a fifty. She never returned with the change, and the rest of the staff claimed they didn't know who I was talking about. FML

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By hails - 28/04/2022 04:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, at work, I’ll admit that I wasn’t in a good mood. I work in fast food, and I went to hand this guy his food without looking and he didn’t grab it. I got frustrated so I FINALLY looked. With an equally as upset look, I noticed the guy didn’t have arms, so I’d just been shoving food in his face. FML

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By elevatorjerk - 02/09/2009 13:01 - United States

Today, I was going to work and got in the elevator. I was going through my bag for my phone and asked the man in the elevator to push the button for me. He gave me a look of death before I realized he had no arms. FML

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Need a hand?

By Gary - 03/02/2023 04:00

Today, a shop I do work for sent a driver to pick up a large item. The driver was helping me load it, but was struggling and holding it awkward like he didn't know how to hold something heavy. Angrily I yelled at him to grab it like me with both his hands gripping the bottom. Turns out he was missing a hand. FML

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Misleading

By KL. - 05/06/2009 19:46 - Canada

Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML

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By Anonymous - 01/12/2012 00:31 - United States - Rocklin

Today, I was out clubbing, when I saw a pair of very cute girls sitting at the bar, so I went over, hoping to introduce myself. I swung my leg over the stool, and through no fault of my own, sat on my own balls. I quickly got thrown out for "harassing the ladies." FML

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Welshite 39

Monday 7 October 2013 16:10

I understand your frustration, but there really was no need to scowl and snap at him. People deserve some courtesy.

michelleJ11 25

Monday 7 October 2013 16:10

I feel obligated to click YDI just because you replied so rudely. I completely understand where you're coming from when asked to help carry his drinks, but there's no need to snap at the poor guy.

Comments

yhatzee89 9

Monday 7 October 2013 21:15

Then you aren't someone who has "one arm myself". There is a major difference between missing a limb and just limited use of a limb.

CrazyMelvin 14

Monday 7 October 2013 21:40

YDI. You need to work on your customer service skills. And be more observant.

TheAngryPrincess 3

Monday 7 October 2013 21:52

You could have been nicer. YDI.

queerdragon 20

Monday 7 October 2013 22:29

No offense, you have "one working arm" not "one arm." Which I suppose could make it even harder because people expect you to be able to use it and not have an 'invisible disability.'

snugglesMcGee199 23

Monday 7 October 2013 22:33

It was just a question and I didn't mean to offend her by it. I thought I asked politely.

snugglesMcGee199 23

Monday 7 October 2013 22:38

I see. Thank you for answering and I'm sorry if my question offended you, that wasn't my intention. I wish you much luck in your life.

strong1 1

Monday 7 October 2013 22:44

Even if she was not aware of the gentleman's disability, she could have acted nice to him. After all, we never know what people we meet upon go through so always be kind to them.

DarkCaesar 17

Tuesday 8 October 2013 1:05

How could you have not noticed? YDI Unless you're blind in the eye on his lost arms side

happyfingers 15

Tuesday 8 October 2013 1:24

Hahahahahaha That's horrible but funny XD Stuff happens, you'll both get over it. And next time I bet you'll be a little nicer, huh? At least until you've counted their limbs anyway.