Work: Today, I was working the night shift when a guy came in smelling...

By ihatethisjob - 27/09/2013 08:18 - United States - Romulus

Today, I was working the night shift when a guy came in smelling like alcohol. He kept muttering his order, so I leaned over the register to hear him better. My ear now smells of vomit. FML

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By Ammile - 25/12/2018 04:00

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By h0308 - 08/09/2009 09:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I got to work feeling slightly unwell. A couple of hours later, an extremely attractive customer came to my till, at which point my body decided it would be a good idea to vomit last night's dinner all over myself and the customer. FML

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By what the fuck, mate - 30/09/2012 19:00 - Australia

Today, I started working my crappy, minimum-wage retail job at a local electronics store. An hour into my shift, my boss sent me to scrub out a discount bin, after some drunk cunt in his teens staggered into the place yelling, and puked his guts into it. What a life. FML

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By anonymous-canada - 07/12/2010 05:28

Today, I was working a midnight shift when a guy came in drunk and was trying to get me to come home with him. I said I had a boyfriend. As I said this, my manager, who has no teeth and B.O, said he was my boyfriend. I will never live this down with my co-workers. FML

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By xharuki - 29/08/2010 20:37 - United States

Today, I was closing at work when someone came in ten minutes before our closing time at 2 a.m. and placed a huge order. I couldn't turn him away because he's my manager from my other job. He was drunk. FML

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By soembarrassed - 02/08/2009 13:40 - Australia

Today, I was drinking at the local pub and started talking to a really cute guy. I bent down to pick up my bag and the second I did, I felt like I was going to throw up. I clamped my mouth shut in the vain hope that I could block it but as I stood back up, vomit sprayed out through my nose. FML

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By NotBeingPaidEnough - 03/03/2016 13:17 - United Kingdom - London

Today, a crazy homeless guy got angry because I wouldn't sell him a bottle of vodka at half price. He got so irrationally mad, he put his fingers down his throat, and threw up on my checkout counter. FML

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By vomitgirl - 28/04/2015 05:24 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, during my shift at work, I started to feel really sick and started throwing up. While I had my head in a bag, I had several customers ask me for directions, and another customer abuse me for my lack of service. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2013 11:11 - Australia - Hurstville

Today, an intoxicated gentleman stumbled into my shop requesting alcohol, which I do not sell. When I informed him of this, he expressed his disappointment by urinating on the floor. FML

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By jagerbombs - 30/12/2009 19:08 - United States

Today, I woke up at a stranger's house after a long night of drinking. Before leaving, I decided to steal some mouthwash so I didn't smell like a liquor store. Thinking of the night before, I instinctively downed the Listerine like a shot and puked everywhere. FML

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logic368 8

Friday 27 September 2013 18:42

Well, better out than in, they say!! Oh, wait...

JasonUMN 15

Friday 27 September 2013 18:44

That brings a new meaning to the phrase, "spit it out".

Comments

j_cat187 19

Friday 27 September 2013 18:59

At least he didn't bone you in the ear. Otherwise you would be a little hard of hearing.

Rainhawk94 27

Friday 27 September 2013 20:46

just shut up

PenguinBitch 43

Friday 27 September 2013 19:02

At least you didn't hear bull shit.

JessBassett 24

Friday 27 September 2013 19:14

this made me cringe, I often have to do the same at my job!! So gross!

mFUNdo21 17

Friday 27 September 2013 23:51

you often have to get an earful of vomit? I wouldn't want your job...

GEFStryker 29

Friday 27 September 2013 19:16

Just your ear? Wish I could projectile vomit like that when I'm hammered. I usually have to change afterwards.

littlekellilee 45

Friday 27 September 2013 19:39

I am so impressed that you know what your ear smells like. On a serious note, I feel terrible for you. I have a fear of things touching my ears, so I can't even imagine what I would do in this situation.

Enslaved 36

Friday 27 September 2013 20:11

Impressed? But why wouldn't she know? :P Her ear is close enough to her nose. Even if you didn't smell vomit directly ex: someone threw up in say your car-- you'd already know your car smells of vomit even without a sniff.

littlekellilee 45

Friday 27 September 2013 22:42

I assume OP washed his/her ear after and is referring to the lingering scent, something you don't smell unless you've either not cleaned well enough or if you're really close (eg. Chocolate on clothes... At least you hope its chocolate... Oh god it's not what did you sit in???).