By Anonymous - 25/12/2010 07:08 - United States

Today, I was wrapping Christmas presents for my family. I got a huge paper cut on the webbing of my fingers, the pain of which caused me to scream out loud. My whole family heard and came rushing to my room. My grandma took one look, and scoffed, "Oh suck it the fuck up, princess." FML
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ckjacques53198 0

screaming. Was that necessary? You really crave attention.

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KittehSayzRAWR 0

Why are FML Grandma's so AWSOME!?

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SmallTownCutie 0

Because they're all Betty White.

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underpaid011 0

tell your grandmother that I love her! that's awesome.

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Shaggy_92 5

EPIC WIN FFOR GRANDPAAAAA! EPICCCCC FAIL 4 u!

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footballGOD58 0

It's Grandma, not Grandpa... Fail for you asswipe

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OhShuttup 0

Fail for you dipshit^

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traze 7

All these old folks FMLs sound like bullshit to me.

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justbigbs 6

Despite what Grandpa thinks, that cut on the web F@#$@# hurts, men may not scream about it, but is an area that opens and closes, and the human body sweats thus salt on the wound. Use liquid bandaid.

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monkeyCanDoMYJob 7

what's with people getting owned by their grandmothers on FML?

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chanel5829 0

Ikr lol people getting pwned by grandmas

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sammiesam221 0

cos it fukin AWESOME!!!

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SamSayzRAWRZ 0

Lol I get you pain. I live in Washington too(;

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SpRiTzSpLaSh 7

That's so mean :O

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MLuckyCapoeirist 6

Actually, because of the high quantities of nerves in our fingers, a papercut really hurts.Not everybody wants to understand that, so FYL.

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LilaBear 1

you're talking as if nobody on this post has had a papercut before. You don't need to give us a lesson in nerves and how papercuts "really hurt" - I am sure everyone here has had papercuts (I get loads of them at work as I work with paper filing a lot) and know what they feel like.

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