By Anonymous - 25/12/2010 07:08 - United States

Today, I was wrapping Christmas presents for my family. I got a huge paper cut on the webbing of my fingers, the pain of which caused me to scream out loud. My whole family heard and came rushing to my room. My grandma took one look, and scoffed, "Oh suck it the fuck up, princess." FML
I agree, your life sucks 14 849
You deserved it 30 101

Same thing different taste

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ckjacques53198 0

screaming. Was that necessary? You really crave attention.

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Op, I understand that paper cuts hurt like hell but it was not necessary to scream so loud that your family came running in. I love how everybody keeps saying grandpa. it clearly says grandma people.

melons122 3

hahaha omg I love your grandma now. that's freaking hilarious

But... OP Is a GIRL, so what's their point?

I've actually sliced the webbing between my thumb and for finger open, so much that my hand was covered in blood within 30 seconds. Despite that, I didn't scream bloody murder like OP. Yes, I cried and cursed, but screaming so everyone in the house can hear you is a little extreme, unless it's something very, very serious.

gabe535 0

haha suck it up! I would love your grandma lmao

mahimalil 0

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Kristinky 0

Was this supposed to be a Christmas tree? X]

you screamed when you got a papercut... that's just sad...

She's right, you should suck it up. It's a paper cut. I've been sent to the hospital with puncture wounds and almost shut a beach down when I cut my leg wide open on something in the waters. I walked it off and I was 8. How old are you and you're still screaming when you get paper cuts?

Exactly! I was three when my finger broke for the third time and split down the middle. I still have the misshapen finger to prove it. The OP's reaction to a papercut was the same as a three year old's to a split finger. That's sad.