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By hwscrewed - 10/11/2010 04:00 - United States

Today, I was writing my narrative essay for my English class. When I turned it in, I was really proud of what I thought I wrote. Evidently for some people listening to music while writing essays is a bad thing. My essay was filled with little bits of ZZ Top lyrics. FML
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Malfunktyn24 0

Iv'e done that, Except I was at work writing down an order. The guy was ordering "sticky fingers", while his buddies suggested I just call him an asshole. (For some random reason) The result was one order of "Sticky Ass".

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marinus_fml 19

At least it wasn't Justin Bieber lyrics. Who am I kidding. I have JB on my phone =O

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dudeitsdanny 9

I don't believe in souls... But somehow I believe you must have lost yours at some point in your life.

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waveman56 3

if it was Justin beiber, it would be hard not to notice the word 'baby' repeated for two lines of an essay

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maphineRAWRS 10

win to 27, you made me laugh :) sorry Marinus, I love you, but Justin Beiber? :P

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Hunter148Cassie 0

Justin Bieber's career won't last long:( Sorry Bieber ;) hehehe

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brieee 23

haha i'm pretty sure i've done that before ^_^

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Malfunktyn24 0

Iv'e done that, Except I was at work writing down an order. The guy was ordering "sticky fingers", while his buddies suggested I just call him an asshole. (For some random reason) The result was one order of "Sticky Ass".

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maskedman 9

Sounds like the tossed salad I had last week.

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sourgirl101 28

And what type of dressing goes on that tossed salad? Something creamy I bet.

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sourgirl101 28

I'll read it when I switch to my lap top. I'll also check out your favorite threads that you post on your dp. Don't gross me out and make me hate you!(:

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allmidnighteyes 10

This is why everyone should listen to post-rock when they do homework.

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cuddlekitty66 0

Uh no. I want to take a wild stab and say ZZ Top is rap? I'd rather have rock and metal any day.

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yourlifesfucked 0

66 that comment was just so full of epic win. /sarcasm off. You must be the captain of the failboat if you think that ZZ Top is rap. You are either A, an e-douche who comments on things they know nothing about and who has never heard anything by ZZ, or B, someone who thinks nü-shit I'm sorry nu-rock is actually rock. Listen to some zz top, alice cooper, the doors, the who, van halen, queen, the eagles if you want really good classic rock. Shit today isn't even worthy enough to be in the same genre.

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RedPillSucks 31

@69 I was going to come to cuddlekitty66 aid and suggest that she might be from another country and not necessarily familiar with ZZ Top. She did say that she was going to take a stab at it, clearly implying she was not familiar with ZZ Top. Alas, her profile indicates that she's from the US. Sorry cuddle, you have no excuse. Maybe because you're only 21?

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hedgerow 0

stupid Japanese-American hipster! Die!!!

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thrAsHeRr9081 16

How do you not know who ZZ Top is? even if you don't listen to good music ;) you should know remotely who that is, or at least that it's not RAP

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yourlifesfucked 0

104- I was referring to the fact that she said he listens to rock, and didn't know who ZZ was, leading me to the conclusion that when she says rock she means shit like Nickelback Three days grace, that sorta thing, and not Pink Floyd and the Rolling Stones. When I said they (new shit and classic) don't belong in the same genre, I was referring to her saying rock when what she really means is new rock.

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FMLYAY 0

Ah, the Floyd and Alice are ******* amazing!! ^_^

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RebelHeart7 0

and this is why I don't study with the music on

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Jimboom 11

YDI for being subconsciously susceptible to rock and roll. Saying that I am sure it could have been worse, your essay could have been all about living on a yellow submarine.

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knibbsy 4

Or living in the projects and slingin' rock.

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yourlifesfucked 0

Or worse, it could have been Maxwell's hammer. Then your professor would have thought you were some crazy serial killer.

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FLCL4711Fox 0

writing a paper with the thesis being that every girl is crazy bout a sharp dressed man huh? just tell the teacher to give you all their lovin all their hugs and kisses. if everything goes right and you do some naughty things with your teacher you might come outwith a C- and a free trip to La Grange

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oliver86 8

if if write bieber lyrics you deserve an instant fail

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