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By rb - 01/05/2011 06:02 - United States

Today, I washed my hands and reached for the towel but felt something sticky. It was a house centipede. It exploded. FML

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By yesikilledit - 20/11/2018 13:30

Today, I woke up and saw a piece of black fuzz on my shirt. I tried to pick it off but it crawled into my hand and stabbed my skin with its sharp legs. I screamed like a little girl because I had a centipede on me. FML

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By SpideyFace - 19/03/2011 01:36 - Canada

Today, with water in my eyes, I stepped out of the shower and rubbed my face with a towel. When I looked in the mirror, I realized there had been a giant spider on the towel. Its guts and legs were smeared all over my face. FML

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By dre_bro11 - 06/11/2011 12:17 - Australia

Today, I found the same spider which I had let live yesterday hidden in my bath towel. I didn't find it until it was smeared on my face. FML

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By thenotsomanlyman - 07/03/2011 16:17 - United States

Today, I flipped out when I saw a centipede. I screamed, very loudly and in a very high voice. My girlfriend came into the room, stomped on it, picked it up and threw it in the trashcan. I apologized to her for the scene and all she said was, "I'm used to it." FML

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By yuckspider - 20/04/2009 00:17 - United States

Today, I saw a spider crawling on the floor but had nothing to kill it with and it hid somewhere. So, I got dressed and went out and come home for a shower, and as I'm taking off my undies, something crushed and black fell out. It was the spider and he had been in my underwear the entire day. FML

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By yikes - 21/04/2012 08:36 - United States

Today, I went to the bathroom to pee. I looked at the toilet paper after I wiped and saw a spider on it. It was still wiggling its legs. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2022 01:01 - Canada - Warman

Today, I woke up to a spider crawling across my face. I was so shocked that my new house had spiders, I jumped up out of bed, only to slip on the floor and land face down onto the bed. Wouldn't you know it, right where the spider was at that point. I can still taste the juice I squished out of it. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2021 00:00

Today, I put my house shoes on without socks, but felt a rock in them. I shook it free and out dropped a half-crushed roach. FML

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He was just chillin'

By Anonymous - 04/07/2021 13:59

Today, I was taking a shower when I noticed the huge spider above my head. Now, being the smart person I am, I sprayed the water up at it, causing it to fall. Right on my face. FML

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You deserved it 1 021

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By Karmas3itch - 12/05/2009 04:19 - United States

Today, I was taking a bath and needed shampoo. I leaned on the soap holder to get some and it came off the wall. Huge ants started pouring out running up the walls, down the walls, EVERYWHERE. I ran out of the bathroom screaming, completely naked. FML

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IntoTheClouds 42

Sunday 1 May 2011 16:15

Looks like you were in a bit of a sticky situation.

ECMchase 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 16:16

Suicide bomber centipede.

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rawrchikarawr 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 16:18

Ewwwie ):

benderbot19 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 16:18

rinse and repeat

ambowew 7

Sunday 1 May 2011 16:18

The centipede was a cover up, it was actually the remnants of your brothers latest battle with a wild snake that couldn't be tamed.

fisheatsbear 6

Sunday 1 May 2011 16:40

Your brother was masturbating, and used the towel to clean up.

missy_lynn012 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 17:18

uhmm ewww?!

marinus_fml 19

Sunday 1 May 2011 16:20

Well that blows.

chris528 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 16:35

YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

versace_chick 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 16:21

Your comment : ummm please just cut ur hands off. ewwwww

Hotlanta 5

Sunday 1 May 2011 20:28

you madam should cut your fingers off so we don't have to read the dumb things you write..... next time you have a thought... just let it go. HA!

badgirl90987 9

Monday 2 May 2011 4:06

lmao. win XD

SMGnow 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 16:21

I hate bugs!!!gahh

jessecax 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 16:22

could have been worse. it could have been shit on the towel.

cyanidesandwich 21

Sunday 1 May 2011 19:28

or ****

helloello 2

Sunday 1 May 2011 23:29

or both

sassypants93 17

Monday 2 May 2011 5:49

They may be used to **** on their hands ;)

julie3841 11

Sunday 1 May 2011 16:26

At least it's dead!

HeavyMetalViking 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 16:27

**** the centipede's life for suffering a premature detonation.

jellybeeen 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 16:29

Ew. That's disgusting.

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