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By rb - 01/05/2011 06:02 - United States

Today, I washed my hands and reached for the towel but felt something sticky. It was a house centipede. It exploded. FML

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Today, I woke up and saw a piece of black fuzz on my shirt. I tried to pick it off but it crawled into my hand and stabbed my skin with its sharp legs. I screamed like a little girl because I had a centipede on me. FML

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By SpideyFace - 19/03/2011 01:36 - Canada

Today, with water in my eyes, I stepped out of the shower and rubbed my face with a towel. When I looked in the mirror, I realized there had been a giant spider on the towel. Its guts and legs were smeared all over my face. FML

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By dre_bro11 - 06/11/2011 12:17 - Australia

Today, I found the same spider which I had let live yesterday hidden in my bath towel. I didn't find it until it was smeared on my face. FML

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By thenotsomanlyman - 07/03/2011 16:17 - United States

Today, I flipped out when I saw a centipede. I screamed, very loudly and in a very high voice. My girlfriend came into the room, stomped on it, picked it up and threw it in the trashcan. I apologized to her for the scene and all she said was, "I'm used to it." FML

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By yuckspider - 20/04/2009 00:17 - United States

Today, I saw a spider crawling on the floor but had nothing to kill it with and it hid somewhere. So, I got dressed and went out and come home for a shower, and as I'm taking off my undies, something crushed and black fell out. It was the spider and he had been in my underwear the entire day. FML

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By yikes - 21/04/2012 08:36 - United States

Today, I went to the bathroom to pee. I looked at the toilet paper after I wiped and saw a spider on it. It was still wiggling its legs. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2022 01:01 - Canada - Warman

Today, I woke up to a spider crawling across my face. I was so shocked that my new house had spiders, I jumped up out of bed, only to slip on the floor and land face down onto the bed. Wouldn't you know it, right where the spider was at that point. I can still taste the juice I squished out of it. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2021 00:00

Today, I put my house shoes on without socks, but felt a rock in them. I shook it free and out dropped a half-crushed roach. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2021 13:59

Today, I was taking a shower when I noticed the huge spider above my head. Now, being the smart person I am, I sprayed the water up at it, causing it to fall. Right on my face. FML

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By Karmas3itch - 12/05/2009 04:19 - United States

Today, I was taking a bath and needed shampoo. I leaned on the soap holder to get some and it came off the wall. Huge ants started pouring out running up the walls, down the walls, EVERYWHERE. I ran out of the bathroom screaming, completely naked. FML

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IntoTheClouds 42

Sunday 1 May 2011 16:15

Looks like you were in a bit of a sticky situation.

ECMchase 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 16:16

Suicide bomber centipede.

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jahjahjama2 5

Sunday 1 May 2011 17:03

i wuda freaked out so bad

angryreimu 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 17:04

Guess it was a Creeper in disguise...

midnightstorm 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 17:05

they explode?

br0itstaylor 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 17:06

ugh grimey.

hhvamp3 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 17:11

wow that's really gross haha. I'm sorry.

Ukeee_X 19

Sunday 1 May 2011 17:13

Surprise! it's a known fact that centipede juice is a great lotion.

mutentmeatball 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 17:17

centipedes explode? thaaaaats a fail

TraceCase_ 19

Sunday 1 May 2011 17:27

On the bright side, I feel like those ******* might be the fastest creatures on earth...at least you got him with the sneak attack. Seems like every time I see one in my house, we're battling for a week before I finally catch him with a flying shoe. Yuck for your hands though! Wash them again, and again.

JustinRulezD00d 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 17:33

lol exploding centipedes

xlil_miss_emo_x 6

Sunday 1 May 2011 17:33

oh god... That's nasty. And for me that's as ironic as a no smoking sign on a cigarette break (just as an example, i don't smoke) lol wash your hands and have to wash them again from an exploding centepede...

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