Miscellaneous: Today, I washed one of my roommates t-shirts. I forgot to remove...

By whyme27 - 09/09/2009 02:41 - Canada

Today, I washed one of my roommates t-shirts. I forgot to remove it before putting it in the dryer, and all the print on the front melted off. It was a gift from his girlfriend. Who has just passed away. FML

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Today, I was laughing at a story of a girl who had dropped her cellphone in a hottub and ruined it. As I was feeling pretty good about myself, I then realized that my cellphone was in the pocket of a sweater that I had just thrown in the washer 20 minutes prior. FML

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Today, my boyfriend gave me a gift. A half-used bottle of body lotion that belonged to his dead wife. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2013 16:50 - United Kingdom - Nuneaton

Today, after recently breaking up with my boyfriend, I unknowingly washed my laundry using his washing tabs. My whole wardrobe now smells like my ex. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2020 05:00

Today, my husband, who repairs appliances for a living, repaired our dryer. One lot of wet clothes later, it caught fire and ruined the laundry room. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2024 00:00 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I spilled coffee on my shirt and had to change before a big meeting. The only clean shirt I had was a gift from my brother. I didn’t notice it said "World’s Okayest Employee" on it until I was sat in the meeting. FML

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unfortunate_13 5

Wednesday 9 September 2009 9:30

more like **** your friend's life!

JFry 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 9:30

Oh wow, I bet hes gonna love that when he finds out.

Comments

Drae54 1

Wednesday 9 September 2009 22:58

You better give that guy the best sex he ever had for some sh*t like that.

shootingstar8D 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 0:03

Omggg): sorry. Well it's not like u did it on purpose

falling_over 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 0:44

All the people who say she shouldn't have touched his laundry....are you all morons? Maybe he asked her to do it. Maybe she was trying to make it easier for him. Its a good deed, and you guys are assholes.

cindayy77 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 16:26

^ I agree completely

bobbysnickers 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 1:34

wow why were you washing their clothes for them? they could of done it themself. i dont think this was your fault? what are you his maid?

ishirticapslock 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 3:17

What the hell?? So, now, doing a favor for your friend means being his maid?

GrapefruitZoe 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 1:59

There is no FYL. Just FHL. That's so depressing, the poor man. Losing a girlfriend can be enough to ruin your life.

xianwei 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 3:10

apologise with sex!

jujuberry_fml 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 4:18

Why are you on FML? Run!

IceCreamMage 17

Thursday 10 September 2009 4:20

I laughed at #56. But yeah. That's harsh D:

thisismythugboys 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 13:59

first!

DameGreyWulf 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 4:38

Strange how so many people are picking FYL instead of YDI After all, it IS OP's fault for not taking the special care she knew had to be done.

Scotticus117 11

Thursday 10 September 2009 4:40

Um you room with a guy? and i dont understand what do you mean you forgot to take it out?

itissoyourfault 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 5:11

I was wondering what it meant by taking it out, too. This confuses me so much... It sounds like it was painted or something but I still don't really get it... If it's washed already, why did you need to take it out before the dryer??