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By sam - 17/01/2011 03:32

Today, I watched as a guy hit my car, laugh when he saw me running towards him, and drive away. FML

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By Noname - 02/03/2009 18:52 - Canada

Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2019 11:00 - United States - Spokane

Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML

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By Garry the Gluten-Free Pizza - 13/09/2016 21:17 - United States

Today, I was carjacked. As he shoved me away from my car, I got hit by another car. He and the other car both drove off. FML

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And you may ask yourself, "Where is that large automobile?"

By gus98 - 17/08/2024 07:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I went outside and walked to my car, only to see someone had hit and run my car while it was parked. My insurance company deemed my car a total loss. The person who did this never got caught. FML

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By whoneedsdumbcars - 14/08/2009 08:29 - United States

Today, at a restaurant, I noticed a really hot girl leaving with her friend. A few minutes later they came back, laughing uncontrollably, and announced that some moron forgot to put on their parking brake and the car was rolling into the full parking lot. It was my car. They watched me chase it. FML

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Smooth criminal

By jack1057 - 12/09/2020 01:01 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I was walking to my car from my workplace. When I was about 20 feet from my car, a guy who was clearly on drugs yelled at me and stole my keys and car. Right before leaving the parking lot, he hit a stop sign and then yelled that my car was broken and ran off. FML

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By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

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Rollin'

By Anonymous - 01/09/2016 03:40 - United States - San Jose

Today, I was driving home when a guy crashed into me from behind. I got out of my car and told him that I was going to call the cops. He then asked me if we could move to a corner because we were blocking the way, so we then got back in to move. I looked in the mirror to see him driving off. FML

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Public freakout

By erineilis - 16/08/2011 14:22 - United States

Today, while driving into work, a guy cut me off and I yelled some nasty things out of my window at him. He heard me, followed me to work, took a baseball bat out and then chased me into the office. He also smashed my windshield on his way out. FML

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By dreefsa - 05/02/2012 08:08 - United States

Today, some guy hit my car and then threatened to sue me for "parking my car in such a way that it was impossible not to hit it." My car was in the driveway. FML

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SereniLove 0

Monday 17 January 2011 9:08

what an ass.

TXCandy 3

Monday 17 January 2011 9:22

license plates??? u should have run faster!

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LemonStarship 5

Monday 17 January 2011 9:52

Blows.

maybaybe 0

Monday 17 January 2011 10:10

What a jerk. I hate people like that :/

starsbAby 2

Monday 17 January 2011 10:15

ur hair just made my life<3 I love it Bahahah OP, sucks/:

maybaybe 0

Monday 17 January 2011 10:18

Thank you :D

Suavis 4

Monday 17 January 2011 11:45

I used to have hair like that.. now it's gone.

Ryan488 0

Monday 17 January 2011 14:38

Did it get chewed off by that purple thing in your pic there?

talktomandybaby 8

Tuesday 18 January 2011 21:03

33 haha winn

Alanah101 0

Monday 17 January 2011 10:14

Hope you got his licence plate.

mea_iloveskiing 26

Monday 17 January 2011 10:21

run forrest, run! (:

FYLDeep 25

Monday 17 January 2011 10:27

That sucks. I hope you don't have cut-rate insurance that doesn't protect you from mayhem like him.

Jaykayfu 0

Monday 17 January 2011 10:29

He's bound to return to the same area one day . So I suggest you wait and camp out till he comes back, throw shit at his car, let him out, and beat his ass .

xElizabeth13x 0

Monday 17 January 2011 11:26

wow. that sucks.

MinajMania21 0

Monday 17 January 2011 14:24

hahaha, thats funny, unless of course it happens to you. but I probably would have done the same thing to see peoples reactions.

scanlon24 0

Monday 17 January 2011 14:45

that's illegal, just contact the local police, they can look on cameras on traffic light to find the plate numbers..

FYLDeep 25

Monday 17 January 2011 14:56

Traffic light? You know as long as we're making assumptions about the unwritten, maybe the OP should have just shot him with the bazooka he had.

metalwolf 17

Tuesday 18 January 2011 21:06

Depends on what city it happened in. Have you ever heard of red light ticket cams?

b6000 0

Monday 17 January 2011 14:58

I would do what #27 said...

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