Miscellaneous: Today, I watched Gigli. FML

By Anonymous - 11/03/2012 23:19 - United States

Today, I watched Gigli. FML

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By anonymous - 24/10/2010 16:14 - United States

Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML

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By actor my ass - 21/01/2012 22:44 - Canada

Today, trying to be romantic, I invited my girlfriend over to watch a movie. I said she could pick one up on the way, and I'd pay for it later. I ended up having to suffer through some "movie" that involved nothing but Nicolas Cage gurning like a stroke victim between crappy fight scenes. FML

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By Shouldaknown - 06/08/2010 05:12 - United States

Today, I decided to watch a movie I hadn't seen before to bring my spirits up, as I've been feeling down lately. How did the movie end? Everybody died. FML

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Everyone's a critic

By Mark A. Collette - 24/06/2023 15:00

Today, I saw the "Weird: Al Yankovic" movie. What a waste of time that I will never get back. And I don't have that much time left. FML

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Dude, STFU!

By Cyberdeeder - 13/10/2008 08:19

Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2011 15:43 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML

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By awkward. - 29/12/2012 15:50 - United Kingdom - Rickmansworth

Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML

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By Miko - 01/02/2009 16:45 - United States

Today, my friend caught me watching a movie on Oxygen instead of the Super Bowl. I'm a guy. FML

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By singlesummer - 25/06/2012 08:32 - United States - Compton

Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML

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Team none of them

By twihard - 10/09/2021 23:00 - United States

Today, I lost a bet with friends and now have to sit and watch all the Twilight movies. FML

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natsaysgoveg 6

Monday 12 March 2012 1:54

What the heck is that?!

FMLandurstoo 9

Monday 12 March 2012 1:55

What the **** is gigli? And yes I'm too lazy to use google. I'm on my apple product

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ItsTheKing 10

Monday 12 March 2012 1:59

Wtf is that. Sounds like a porno.

ashole1990 10

Monday 12 March 2012 1:59

Gigli is a movie about a lesbian, a mobster, and a retarded man. Starring Jlo and Ben Affleck. It sucks.

Michael87Jackson_fml 10

Monday 12 March 2012 1:59

I had the hardest time clicking on this FML.

WickedClownMCL 1

Monday 12 March 2012 2:08

Yea me to. I just wanted to know what Gigli is. Took me a minuteto click the ******.

77777771 12

Monday 12 March 2012 2:25

I had to click on the one below it and click up.

Anonymoouse_fml 0

Monday 12 March 2012 4:03

same...

jswag17 5

Monday 12 March 2012 6:43

Dude no way same

Iceness 1

Monday 12 March 2012 6:47

Agreed.

JennaLuvr 0

Monday 12 March 2012 7:34

Me too!!!

BigRob3069 0

Monday 12 March 2012 8:17

C-c-c-c-combo breaker!!!!!!

Crimsos 4

Monday 12 March 2012 2:00

Oh god!

WerewolfJohn 6

Monday 12 March 2012 2:01

It is a TERRIBLE movie that you will regret watching. Worst movie I have ever seen!

itsalanis 25

Monday 12 March 2012 2:02

I had to resort to a makeshift stylus to access this FML, lol.

DrMime 10

Monday 12 March 2012 2:02

Did it give you the gigli wiglies?

kateindeed 5

Monday 12 March 2012 7:56

It's pronounced "jee-lee..."

JaysonYMCMB 1

Monday 12 March 2012 2:02

wat da **** is gigli??

flockz 19

Monday 12 March 2012 2:03

this is the first FML that comes anymore close to the size of my penis.

CareFace 16

Monday 12 March 2012 2:14

Well my penis is so big it goes from A to Z on a keyboard!

flockz 19

Monday 12 March 2012 2:37

please. my penis dangles off the edge of my keyboard.

eddeeezzyy 19

Monday 12 March 2012 2:50

What's ironic about 72's comment is that he's full of shit......literally.

draegbomb 5

Monday 12 March 2012 2:58

48- so big, A to Z on an iPhone keyboard

flockz 19

Monday 12 March 2012 3:17

yes i am full of shit. i actually have a massive 3 inches.

Miss_Blaine 18

Monday 12 March 2012 22:07

Yummmmm :)

MargieDrury 1

Monday 12 March 2012 2:03

Hmm, a movie that bad?

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