Miscellaneous: Today, I watched Gigli. FML - FML

By Anonymous - 11/03/2012 23:19 - United States

Today, I watched Gigli. FML

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By anonymous - 24/10/2010 16:14 - United States

Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML

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By actor my ass - 21/01/2012 22:44 - Canada

Today, trying to be romantic, I invited my girlfriend over to watch a movie. I said she could pick one up on the way, and I'd pay for it later. I ended up having to suffer through some "movie" that involved nothing but Nicolas Cage gurning like a stroke victim between crappy fight scenes. FML

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By Shouldaknown - 06/08/2010 05:12 - United States

Today, I decided to watch a movie I hadn't seen before to bring my spirits up, as I've been feeling down lately. How did the movie end? Everybody died. FML

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Everyone's a critic

By Mark A. Collette - 24/06/2023 15:00

Today, I saw the "Weird: Al Yankovic" movie. What a waste of time that I will never get back. And I don't have that much time left. FML

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Dude, STFU!

By Cyberdeeder - 13/10/2008 08:19

Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2011 15:43 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML

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By awkward. - 29/12/2012 15:50 - United Kingdom - Rickmansworth

Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML

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By Miko - 01/02/2009 16:45 - United States

Today, my friend caught me watching a movie on Oxygen instead of the Super Bowl. I'm a guy. FML

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By singlesummer - 25/06/2012 08:32 - United States - Compton

Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML

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Team none of them

By twihard - 10/09/2021 23:00 - United States

Today, I lost a bet with friends and now have to sit and watch all the Twilight movies. FML

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natsaysgoveg 6

Monday 12 March 2012 1:54

What the heck is that?!

FMLandurstoo 9

Monday 12 March 2012 1:55

What the **** is gigli? And yes I'm too lazy to use google. I'm on my apple product

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xXkingmikeXx 5

Monday 12 March 2012 2:13

At least it wasn't lemonparty.com please for the love of god don't search that

c0c0_fml 16

Monday 12 March 2012 2:14

Today, I spent 5 minutes trying to open this FML. FML. Oh and by the way, sorry about that dude. Gigli blows!

thisbitchlys 0

Monday 12 March 2012 2:14

this shouldnt be an fml? grow up a little.

CateXOX 0

Monday 12 March 2012 2:15

Killing myself because of the number of people too lazy to take 30 seconds to look up what this is. It probably takes you longer to type "wtf is dis lolol??!!".

Cho_Chip_Cookie 0

Monday 12 March 2012 2:15

Gosh I might post an fml on just how long it took for me to click on the smallest fml ever! um don't know what Gigli is but guessing it's a really bad film so I think it's sorta ur fault for watching it?? Unless it's one of those REALLY bad films where u just can't look away then yes poor you

BorgQueen 5

Monday 12 March 2012 2:20

Wow this is really stupid.

happilyever2012 6

Monday 12 March 2012 2:21

You poor soul.

DevLights 1

Monday 12 March 2012 2:22

I had a lot of trouble clicking this FML.

aubbeymp 3

Monday 12 March 2012 5:06

Me too...

inlove72 11

Monday 12 March 2012 2:23

That's a true fml right there.

YouMadBro7 0

Monday 12 March 2012 7:45

Hi:) lol

allstar5464 0

Monday 12 March 2012 2:23

Wat is it

inlove72 11

Monday 12 March 2012 3:09

Google it.

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Today, I told my roommate that I was an atheist and she laughed. I left and returned to find her and her prayer group praying for my soul. She told me to accept Jesus Christ as my lord and savior. I said no. Then she told me to find somewhere else to live. FML

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Today, I was out shopping with my little sister. I wanted to try something on, so I put my bag in front of a changing room and jokingly told her to bark if someone came near. She ended up biting a lady who was trying to get into one of the changing rooms. FML

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Today, I was giving my friend sex advice when she asked me when was the last time for me. Not only did I lie but I realized that it was in November and the time before that was June. I have had sex less times this year than she has this week. FML

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Today, I discovered that not only is my live-in mother-in-law a fan of Lady Gaga, she dances around the house naked to fully embrace the music. FML

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Today, I had to inform my roommate that dry shampoo, deodorant, and perfume are not the same as a shower. It's been two weeks. FML

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