Miscellaneous: Today, I watched Gigli. FML

By Anonymous - 11/03/2012 23:19 - United States

Today, I watched Gigli. FML

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By anonymous - 24/10/2010 16:14 - United States

Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML

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By actor my ass - 21/01/2012 22:44 - Canada

Today, trying to be romantic, I invited my girlfriend over to watch a movie. I said she could pick one up on the way, and I'd pay for it later. I ended up having to suffer through some "movie" that involved nothing but Nicolas Cage gurning like a stroke victim between crappy fight scenes. FML

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By Shouldaknown - 06/08/2010 05:12 - United States

Today, I decided to watch a movie I hadn't seen before to bring my spirits up, as I've been feeling down lately. How did the movie end? Everybody died. FML

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Everyone's a critic

By Mark A. Collette - 24/06/2023 15:00

Today, I saw the "Weird: Al Yankovic" movie. What a waste of time that I will never get back. And I don't have that much time left. FML

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Dude, STFU!

By Cyberdeeder - 13/10/2008 08:19

Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2011 15:43 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML

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By awkward. - 29/12/2012 15:50 - United Kingdom - Rickmansworth

Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML

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By Miko - 01/02/2009 16:45 - United States

Today, my friend caught me watching a movie on Oxygen instead of the Super Bowl. I'm a guy. FML

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By singlesummer - 25/06/2012 08:32 - United States - Compton

Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML

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Team none of them

By twihard - 10/09/2021 23:00 - United States

Today, I lost a bet with friends and now have to sit and watch all the Twilight movies. FML

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Monday 12 March 2012 1:54

What the heck is that?!

FMLandurstoo 9

Monday 12 March 2012 1:55

What the **** is gigli? And yes I'm too lazy to use google. I'm on my apple product

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Mome_Rath 0

Monday 12 March 2012 2:59

HAHAHAHAHAHA

xxHaley2011xx 8

Monday 12 March 2012 2:59

What the hell is a Gigli?

DirtyMike911 0

Monday 12 March 2012 3:06

Umm. YDI?...

xxHaley2011xx 8

Monday 12 March 2012 3:09

What's Gigli supposed to be about?

YouMadBro7 0

Monday 12 March 2012 7:47

How exactly do you message ppl?

SakuraFubuki92 12

Monday 12 March 2012 3:14

Well... Why did you do that?

fuzion50 6

Monday 12 March 2012 3:20

Holy short FML Batman!

andrealovvve 17

Monday 12 March 2012 3:22

This is the shortest FML I've ever seen.

br0ccoli 14

Monday 12 March 2012 3:42

That's what she said.

ncktyu 0

Monday 12 March 2012 3:23

I hate that movie. It was so annoying to watch.

micahz2 0

Monday 12 March 2012 3:25

Gigli is a horrible movie with Jennifer Lopez and Ben Aflack for those wondering. FYL man, FYL.

Rainbow_dumpster 28

Monday 12 March 2012 3:25

YDI for watching such a horrible film. D:< (Yes. This is the Smallest FML ever. :O)

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Same thing different taste

Everyone's a critic

Dude, STFU!

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