Work: Today, I watched my boss try to stick a magnet to cardboard....

By MegaBear - 15/06/2011 05:46 - United States

Today, I watched my boss try to stick a magnet to cardboard. FML

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MegaBear 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 13:32

Boss wasn't playing around. I did find it amusing and sad at the same time that they are my boss...

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EvilDoll 7

Wednesday 15 June 2011 12:08

******* magnets, how do they work?

MyDixiNormous 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 12:11

Poor magnet will never live up to his expectations.

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Brohemoth 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 13:17

you should be "pun"ished

zeta24 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 13:56

I am your boss, Katherine.I recall when I did : I was trying to get your attention because I secretly liked you. But after reading this FML, it portrays me as an idiot to the world. Don't bother coming to work tomorrow. Or ever, you immature.bitch.

ManaUser 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 17:44

My boss tried to stick a suction cup to a rough plaster wall. But that's still a step up, I think.

xoashdabashxo 4

Thursday 16 June 2011 17:59

I lol'd

thebouse7861 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 21:26

this is an FML??? That's hilarious!

GiGem012 0

Friday 17 June 2011 0:27

hahaha did you laugh

Nilton 2

Friday 17 June 2011 0:32

should have filmed that and put it on YouTube

kenziemakayla 5

Friday 17 June 2011 2:10

HAHA fail.

nilin95 1

Friday 17 June 2011 7:12

did anyone try to help he now that would be lol funny.

Devyn333 16

Saturday 18 June 2011 9:54

I thought that said "midget'.

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