and u work for what company..?

yeah, your life is totally ******. why is this up here?

lol. where do you work

How is this an FML?

LOL

would this place happen to be dunder mifflin?

I lawled my ex boss was similarly impaired he was a crotch grabber (herpes or crabs who knows) he was painting a yellow wall and I didn't tell him about the yellow hand print on his nuts... **** you Erik springer. Ps I was homeless. He found out and confronted me about my hygiene and told me I'd never be a manager... I showered every day at a public pool and was sleeping in my car... Later i called him to ask why i wasnt on the sched for the next two weeks... He fired me on my birthday... On his way to church.... FML

do you work for an idiot?

How is this an FML? I can understand if it was F your boss's life because he's stupid, but this doesn't affect you in any way, except that you have a dumb boss, but in my opinion, that's a good thing! You can get away with a lot more!

Please tell me to you got a video of it...?