Work: Today, I watched my boss try to stick a magnet to cardboard....

By MegaBear - 15/06/2011 05:46 - United States

Today, I watched my boss try to stick a magnet to cardboard. FML

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MegaBear 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 13:32

Boss wasn't playing around. I did find it amusing and sad at the same time that they are my boss...

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EvilDoll 7

Wednesday 15 June 2011 12:08

******* magnets, how do they work?

MyDixiNormous 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 12:11

Poor magnet will never live up to his expectations.

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perdix 29

Wednesday 15 June 2011 13:40

1. "Excuse me, sir, that magnet may be defective. May I have a look at it?" 2. Secretly add a drop of Super Glue. 3. Affix to said cardboard. 4. Go to a bar and tell everyone what a moron your boss is. This is how you run a successful career!

Cratbat 3

Wednesday 15 June 2011 14:21

Win.

Happiness2Joy 3

Wednesday 15 June 2011 13:40

..How did he/she become your boss again?

electricmaster 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 18:51

sure doesn't seem bright enough to own a business.

electricmaster 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 18:53

ugh to own a business.

Happiness2Joy 3

Wednesday 15 June 2011 13:40

..How did he/she become your boss again?

trgower13 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 13:41

how would this relate to your life sucks or you totally deserved it. it's your boss stupidity. not you haha

florenzfang 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 13:43

Bravo

LemonStarship 5

Wednesday 15 June 2011 13:43

Did he succeed?

vlcardenx3 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 13:44

Today, I realized that the FMLs posted on this site are getting dumber and dumber. FML

benderbot19 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 13:54

I thought it was "good"

SexyQueen0905 24

Wednesday 15 June 2011 13:55

I'd say FHL for your boss. It's probably tough being incredibly stupid. And he's in a position of power. He must be so overwhelmed!

Jaxx66 21

Wednesday 15 June 2011 13:56

that's not an Fml

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