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It gets easier and more morally desensitising after a few faps. Just wear a tin foil hat on both heads.
Confirming this works
Took me way too long to realise you weren't talking about a Zaphod Beeblebrox type person with two heads.
LOL that's great, futurama reference for the winnn
Hey, sometimes i get those phony "fbi" pop ups that demands 200 bucks on **** sites. I would be a bit paranoid too tbh
I use to get so paranoid while masturbating that someone installed cameras in my teddy bears to watch me that i always had to hide them in the closet while doing it lol you're not the only irrationally paranoid one
Installing cameras in teddies, so cliché. I install mine in clothes, TVs, windows, doors, kitchen sink, microwave, plates, fridges and curtains. You can be assured that I kept a couple in your closet and I saw you each time.
#11 Thanks again for selling me the videos. They're in an astonishing good quality.
#11. I thought the videos from the teddies were a bit fuzzy, in my opinion.
Always incognito mode!
Incognito mode won't hide it from the government.
They also can't do anything if its legal **** though. lol
Orbot ftw
^ Well, if it's not child **** or rape or incest...
Sometimes I thought that my desktop had cameras even though they didn't and then I'd get caught and it'll be in the computer. Lol! At least you were smart enough to watch it on your phone so you wouldn't risk a virus on your computer!
My ex got a virus on his phone from a **** site. This virus was sending texts to premium numbers and they weren't recorded in the text history on the phone, so he ended up with an extra £100 on his phone bill. It wasn't until he told me about the extra charges that I found the virus and got rid of it for him, and then he had to confess to watching **** after saying "i never watch **** especially on my phone!" lol. Most of the virus infested pcs I've had to fix have been because of ****. Around 60% of the webpages have viruses on them, they might not be harmful but they're there as they get a lot of traffic and advertising is what keeps them going.
What phone does he use? He probably signed himself up. Theres no way you would sent out texts or anything of that nature. I've never gotten a virus on my phone(android) and I've been browsing on there for about 5+ years. Maybe he tried to download something instead of streaming.
I normally just hire a few exotic dancers to come over every time I wank. Or ask them to come up from the basement for ten minutes. Less of this "technology" malarkey.
Besides, technology is lacking in that personal touch.
Even with technology you still can have a personal touch. You just have to provide it for yourself.
It's only illegal if it was child ****
there are other illegal forms of **** but that's the general point, why are you worrying about the governement if you're looking at regular 18+ ****?
It's worse than you think. They ARE watching you!
They are watching, yes. But they don't care about what you whack off to. In reality it all goes into a big jumble of data where an individual is not distinguishable. They only monitor "suspected terrorists/criminals" as an individual.
Illuminati Confirmed.
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It gets easier and more morally desensitising after a few faps. Just wear a tin foil hat on both heads.
I normally just hire a few exotic dancers to come over every time I wank. Or ask them to come up from the basement for ten minutes. Less of this "technology" malarkey.