Intimacy: Today, I went camping and shared a tent with this girl I have...

By johnnydoe6969 - 20/11/2011 23:51 - United States

Today, I went camping and shared a tent with this girl I have been sleeping with here and there for a year. To impress her, I popped a certain male enhancement supplement. Thirty minutes later I found out she was on her period. What a long night. FML

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By Username - 19/06/2011 18:08 - United States

Today, I went camping with my girlfriend and best friend. They are now having blood-curdling sex in our tent. My friend is also my ride home. FML

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By RohnAbheek - 21/08/2011 17:36 - India

Today, my girlfriend came over to stay the night. Before she arrived, I popped a viagra to spice things up. She then informed me that she was on her period and didn't feel comfortable doing it. I had a headache and a massive boner all night. FML

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MAKE IT STOOOOOP!

By Anonymous - 16/08/2010 05:14 - United States

Today, for my mom's birthday, we went camping. At night, my mom and her boyfriend decided to have "Birthday Sex" because they thought everyone was asleep. Trying to not make it awkward for me and my friend that I brought along, I kept still. Soon, I heard my friend going to town on herself. FML

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By fingwhore - 27/07/2014 17:12 - United States - Greensboro

Today, my girlfriend came back from camping with her friends. I say "friends", I mean "friend". And when I say "friend", I mean "her ex". I took a look through her bag afterwards, and well, who knew condoms were considered camping equipment these days. FML

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I don't know why

By Anonymous - 05/11/2019 21:00 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today I went camping in the mountains with my girlfriend and her very outdoor loving mountain. I sprained my ankle falling out of the car and got bug bit on my penis while peeing. Her dad actually asked why she was dating me and she admitted that she had no idea. FML

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By Anon - 23/07/2017 05:00

Today, I went camping. The night was calm and quiet, so we went to our separate tents to sleep. I closed my eyes, listening to the distant waves and my father playing porn in the tent beside me. FML

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The call of the wild

By Anonymous - 16/05/2022 20:00 - United States - Crown Point

Today, I went camping with my boyfriend. We were sleeping on a small slope. He got so drunk he peed in his sleep. I was downhill. FML

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By Noname - 14/03/2009 05:08 - United States

Today, I came back from a hike to see my trailer rocking, as well as some strange but obvious noises coming from it. I went camping alone. Two strangers were in my camper having sex. FML

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By imsorrylove - 31/03/2010 04:44 - United States

Today, I took pills to make sure I lasted longer with my girlfriend. Good news? It worked fine and is still working now. Bad news? We've been done for a good two hours. FML

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By NeverCampingAgain - 15/02/2009 00:38 - United States

Today, I looked on my sister's phone. There was a text from her boyfriend: "Let's go camping again, I bought more condoms so we won't make a big mess this time." Last time they went camping, they borrowed my sleeping bag. FML

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Monday 21 November 2011 9:13

Well, that'd be depressing if it was a "short" night.

Mr_Matsubayashi 7

Monday 21 November 2011 9:32

"To impress her, I popped a certain male enhancement supplement" Cause nothing impresses a lady like showing them you need help to get it up.

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piwikiwi93 0

Wednesday 23 November 2011 3:21

You sir, are a scuz ball

bobbyc7 0

Wednesday 23 November 2011 8:53

In the bum, no babies;)

neithn87 3

Wednesday 23 November 2011 18:20

Man up it's only blood.

Unsocial 0

Thursday 24 November 2011 4:38

Just because the tunnel of love is out of order doesn't mean the log ride is.

AngstyBitch 4

Friday 2 December 2011 3:04

Get her to suck it!!

201019tony89 0

Friday 2 December 2011 12:01

Should have had sex anyways sorry but it wouldn't have stopped me

mgon93 0

Monday 5 December 2011 4:32

You could of done anal ....

noooodlez 2

Monday 5 December 2011 7:18

unless she wasn't ok with, you could have done it. Me having my period doesn't stop my boyfriend, i think it makes hornier. jajajjajaja

charisma797 5

Monday 5 December 2011 15:42

You can't have sex in the woods anyway, idiot. It attracts BEARS.

Metteris 0

Monday 5 December 2011 22:16

It's not very impressing to have to "pop" a male enhancement.

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