By johnnydoe6969 - 20/11/2011 23:51 - United States

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Today, I went camping and shared a tent with this girl I have been sleeping with here and there for a year. To impress her, I popped a certain male enhancement supplement. Thirty minutes later I found out she was on her period. What a long night. FML
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StoryOfTheYear 14

Well, that'd be depressing if it was a "short" night.

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Mr_Matsubayashi 7

"To impress her, I popped a certain male enhancement supplement" Cause nothing impresses a lady like showing them you need help to get it up.

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crazyquestions 4

wow, have any of you shallow pricks ever considered that sex would be unpleasant and painful for a girl on her period? only a "little" blood? maybe you should actually consider her first and get a reality check.

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katt_is_here 24

That's not true of ALL women, but nice try. In fact, although not scientifically proven, researchers have associated sex during menstruation with decreased endometriosis, as well as with several other health benefits including a long life; absence of heart disease, stroke, and breast cancer; healthy immunity; regulating the menstrual cycle; pain management; and improved quality of life. Look it up and try not to be so quick to judge, hmmm?

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hockeyhouse 5

Where did they say it was true of all women? (Hint: nowhere) It may true for many women, myself included. I don't see how sex during your period could provide any of those benefits (except decreased endometriosis) but I'm not a scientist.

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unluckygrk12 8

Have her give you a ******* to get rid of ur wood at least? And hey, having sex with a girl while she's on her period isnt so bad. Just wear a condom to prevent the chance of pregnancy, and u dnt get blood on ur dick.

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Sean3333 0

Dude your retarded. You can still get pregnant when your on your period.

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dansco 24

Woman are horny around their period so if she wants and you dont mind a bloody ****, then bingo lol Or try anal! Why take the blue pill? problems getting it up?!

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skyshrouder 1

Who gives a flying rat turd if she is on her rag? Unless you are frightened by blood then it's all the same, with a lil extra lube. Just wash up after. Idiot!

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rebelman985 0

When the river flows red take the dirt road instead.

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davab 0

Sail the red sea captain!

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