Miscellaneous: Today, I went caroling with some family friends. We got pelted...

By Anonymous - 23/12/2011 05:53 - United States

Today, I went caroling with some family friends. We got pelted with oranges. FML

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Same thing different taste

By robincakes94 - 29/11/2011 12:42 - United States

Today, I went to a nursing home to sing Christmas carols to the elderly. They threw their bananas at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2010 07:42 - United States

Today, a group of carolers was coming up my street, so I went out in the cold to wait for them. When they finally arrived, I waved and greeted them. They huddled up discussing something while pointing at me, then skipped my house. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2011 21:02 - United States

Today, my family and I went over to our new neighbors' house, to sing a carol and say hello. The only response we got was a door slammed in our faces. FML

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By Orangehead - 28/11/2009 05:06 - United States

Today, I went shopping with some friends. We were tired from walking around the mall all night, so we decided to sit and relax at a table. I was about to close my eyes when I got smacked on the forehead by an orange falling from the second floor of the mall. FML

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By Natalie - 01/04/2011 18:16 - United States

Today, I was out enjoying my daily jog, when out of nowhere, a group of kids in a passing car pelted me with ketchup-filled water balloons. FML

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By bursteardrums - 16/08/2011 15:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I introduced my parrot to oranges. Now she makes a high pitched scream if I don't give her any, and I've just run out of oranges. FML

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By onehitwonder - 10/02/2011 07:26

Today, it snowed a lot and my friends and I went outside for a walk. Someone drove by and threw a snowball at me, hitting me square in the face. Surprised, I side-stepped only to end up losing balance and roll down a hill into a ditch full of prickly bushes. FML

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By AzNFoo - 26/03/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, my friends and me had a little water balloon fight and somehow it led to throwing water balloons at cars. We all decided to hit a car all at once, after one came by we all hit it. The car stopped and started flashing bright blue lights. We ended up hitting an off-duty police car. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2016 11:06 - United States - Maryville

Today, I got hit by a stray cantaloupe. That's not a typo. I hate my neighbors' kids with a burning passion. FML

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By moopymoplady - 29/11/2011 00:44 - Canada

Today, I saw Santa. He gave me the finger. FML

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syki 22

Friday 23 December 2011 12:02

Orange you glad they weren't rotten tomatoes?

StoryOfTheYear 14

Friday 23 December 2011 12:06

I always thought caroling was a bit fruity.

Comments

sgates1997 0

Saturday 24 December 2011 8:23

107- oh yes i bet they were cuites. far easier to peel, very apeeling.

Nwthatzfunny 9

Saturday 24 December 2011 9:56

apples would have ben harder

SpruceDread4578 13

Saturday 24 December 2011 10:56

OP's lesson: Caroling is annoying. Don't do it again. Unless you're low on oranges.

HunterAlpha1 8

Saturday 24 December 2011 21:19

you should try caroling at a nursing or retirement home. the elderly are usually very lonely and it thrills them to no end to have young people come to visit them, even complete strangers, and singing Christmas carols to them is likely the most Christmas they'll get.

splatterband6487 4

Saturday 24 December 2011 21:28

You should have thrown them back at them.

Okayitwasme 0

Sunday 25 December 2011 3:17

Why would you go caroling, that's so fifties! More and more people know the truth now a days and don't sing those crazy songs that based on a pope who wanted people to stop celebrating the darkest days soloists! It was all made up! That's why Muslims laugh at our holiday! Look it up!