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By Anonymous - 23/12/2011 05:53 - United States

Today, I went caroling with some family friends. We got pelted with oranges. FML

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By robincakes94 - 29/11/2011 12:42 - United States

Today, I went to a nursing home to sing Christmas carols to the elderly. They threw their bananas at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2010 07:42 - United States

Today, a group of carolers was coming up my street, so I went out in the cold to wait for them. When they finally arrived, I waved and greeted them. They huddled up discussing something while pointing at me, then skipped my house. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2011 21:02 - United States

Today, my family and I went over to our new neighbors' house, to sing a carol and say hello. The only response we got was a door slammed in our faces. FML

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By Orangehead - 28/11/2009 05:06 - United States

Today, I went shopping with some friends. We were tired from walking around the mall all night, so we decided to sit and relax at a table. I was about to close my eyes when I got smacked on the forehead by an orange falling from the second floor of the mall. FML

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By Natalie - 01/04/2011 18:16 - United States

Today, I was out enjoying my daily jog, when out of nowhere, a group of kids in a passing car pelted me with ketchup-filled water balloons. FML

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By bursteardrums - 16/08/2011 15:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I introduced my parrot to oranges. Now she makes a high pitched scream if I don't give her any, and I've just run out of oranges. FML

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By onehitwonder - 10/02/2011 07:26

Today, it snowed a lot and my friends and I went outside for a walk. Someone drove by and threw a snowball at me, hitting me square in the face. Surprised, I side-stepped only to end up losing balance and roll down a hill into a ditch full of prickly bushes. FML

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By AzNFoo - 26/03/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, my friends and me had a little water balloon fight and somehow it led to throwing water balloons at cars. We all decided to hit a car all at once, after one came by we all hit it. The car stopped and started flashing bright blue lights. We ended up hitting an off-duty police car. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2016 11:06 - United States - Maryville

Today, I got hit by a stray cantaloupe. That's not a typo. I hate my neighbors' kids with a burning passion. FML

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By moopymoplady - 29/11/2011 00:44 - Canada

Today, I saw Santa. He gave me the finger. FML

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syki 22

Friday 23 December 2011 12:02

Orange you glad they weren't rotten tomatoes?

StoryOfTheYear 14

Friday 23 December 2011 12:06

I always thought caroling was a bit fruity.

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perdix 29

Friday 23 December 2011 17:31

Oh, I know her! She's Anvil The Bean's mom, right? Oh, Denise, you are so merry.

columbiancoffeei 6

Friday 23 December 2011 17:47

ha thats funny

monster_tamer 11

Friday 23 December 2011 17:49

I don't blame them. I hate caroling. Not that you actually deserve to have anything chucked at you...

bassguy19 0

Friday 23 December 2011 18:50

When life gives you... Oranges?

potatosrock 10

Friday 23 December 2011 18:57

such a waste of oranges...

xSorry_fml 10

Friday 23 December 2011 19:48

I hate christmas music with a passion. I would have thrown rocks.

THE_A_TEEN 27

Saturday 24 December 2011 0:03

Because ASSULTING people with ROCKS where anyone can get hurt is soo ******* fun and the way to turn carolers away from your front porch, right?? Did I mention ROCKS?? Oh yes I did. I really hope you do that and hurt someone. Then they sue your ass for assult, ass-bag.

OfficeNinja 5

Friday 23 December 2011 20:24

We wish you a bunch of oranges, we wish you a bunch of oranges, we wish you a bunch of oranges, and a big ole grapefruit....

haccobo 2

Friday 23 December 2011 20:29

Never ever go caroling

sjhill 32

Friday 23 December 2011 21:03

Maybe you should take the hint... you can't sing...

atamaga 0

Friday 23 December 2011 23:12

I suppose they didn't like your singing. Still, that is rude and uncalled for to throw oranges at you.

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