Miscellaneous: Today, I went commando because its 98 degrees and sweaty boxers...

By Longhorn2011 - 17/06/2009 17:44 - United States

Today, I went commando because its 98 degrees and sweaty boxers are a pain. While walking to class at UT I heard a girl laugh behind me, I turned and flashed a quick smile and kept walking. It turns out I had sweat through my khakis and she totally could see my crack. Texas weather sucks. FML

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By Oops - 26/10/2018 12:00

Today, I went commando for the first time at school. It went really well until gym class, when I got distracted and changed like I normally do. I didn’t realize my mistake until my friends started laughing. I accidentally stripped in front of my whole class. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2012 15:30 - United States

Today, I took off my sweatshirt in the middle of class. The tanktop I was wearing underneath went with it. FML

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By RBHSWedgieGirl - 23/01/2011 01:35 - United States

Today, while walking across campus, I stopped to look at my reflection in a window. I straightened my bra straps and then turned to the side to dig a wedgie out. It wasn't until I heard peals of laughter that I realized I couldn't see IN the classroom, but they could see OUT. FML

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By volleyballgirl - 28/02/2010 01:11 - United States

Today, at my volleyball tournament I was extremely pumped to start playing so I went to take my sweats off and everybody began to stare at me then I looked down to come to realize I had no spandex on, just a thong. FML

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By BluesMan1990 - 16/09/2009 10:21 - United States

Today, I was giving a speech to my 300 some-odd person class. All throughout it, people had been giggling and cackling while I was speaking. I soon realized that my pants had been unzipped. I accidentally fell asleep with all my underwear in the washer last night and had gone commando that day. FML

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By Amanda Ross - 18/11/2010 23:12 - United States

Today, I went to school in my brand new shirt. It was loose fitting and a bit thin, so I wore a sweatshirt on top, intending to take it in once inside. When I got to my seat, I took off my sweatshirt, but also took off my shirt with it, flashing my whole class. FML

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By Samantha35 - 28/01/2019 20:00

Today, I was substitute teaching a high school English class. A student discreetly told me that my zipper was open. I tried to zip it up, but the zipper got caught on my underwear. When I bent down to pick up my pen, my pants split. Before I turned around, I heard the sound of phones taking pictures. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2022 09:00 - Algeria - Tipaza

Today, during gym class, I wanted to show off in front of my classmates by doing a headstand in the middle of the gym. I wanted to hold the position, except my shirt came out of my pants and exposed my belly and breasts to all my classmates. Everyone burst out laughing. It was so embarrassing. FML

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By Christen - 19/02/2009 21:11 - United States

Today, I walked out of the bathroom when two guys were checking me out and said "nice tail" I smiled and strutted to my next class. When I was about to sit down in my desk, the girl behind me said "did you know you have toilet paper hanging out of your pants?" FML

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By Dan - 09/10/2017 04:30

Today, in a rush, I accidentally wore my sister's underwear. I'm a guy. I had gym class today. FML

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Thursday 18 June 2009 3:36

Always wear underwear to avoid embarrassing situations..

therealist7131 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 3:37

That sucks. Texas weather is a bitch

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girandwogpig 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 16:48

Wow FYL but that's only cuz I love Khaki's...

sixela165 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 17:32

that sucks. but Arizona weather is worse

Roxas_fml 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 17:42

Don't do crack. . . . Ahaha. Seriously though, that sucks.

mattmag 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 17:58

YDI for living in Texas. But as a Floridian, I can sympathize. Hot weather sucks.

thelonelylurker 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 18:16

Always wear underwear.

dancer04 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 19:03

Texas weather does suck. It seems you cant go anywhere in more than one layer of clothing.

anditsashlee 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 19:12

I live by ut and I know how you feel

lookitschloe 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 20:08

FYL for living in texas... YDI for being a longhorn. i've never been so ambivalent

HunterFalls13 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 20:36

Oh ya baby longhorn!! Hey I live in Texas so u need to shut up I love it here

inarticulate 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 20:57

You deserve it for going to UT.

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Today, I was set up on a blind date. When I arrived, the person waiting for me was a woman. It appears that my friends have always thought I was a lesbian, and that they 'played along' when I talked about guys. FML

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