Miscellaneous: Today, I went down to my accommodation office in fiery wrath,...

By abrazama - 02/10/2009 14:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I went down to my accommodation office in fiery wrath, demanding that something be done about my three-days-cold shower. Looking dubious, they sent someone back with me. As soon as we got there he looked at me with deep pity and pulled the cord in the corner that activated the hot water. FML

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By Nelson - 11/04/2022 12:00 - Netherlands

Today, and for the last two weeks, my asshole landlord refuses to fix the hot water supply. My shower is now so cold that peeing on myself while washing is actually helping. I need a new place. FML

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By Niles - 20/03/2012 17:46 - Canada - North Vancouver

Today, I was taking a shower, when my dad decided to turn off the water to the house, run upstairs, and throw a bucket of freezing cold sludge into the shower with me. He wouldn't turn the water back on for 2 hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2015 17:42

Today, I've been freezing in my office for days at work. When I finally complained about it to a coworker, she led me into my office, said, "Let me show you something," then pointed out the thermostat I'd never noticed was even there and turned it up with a pitying look. FML

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By ohray - 11/12/2014 16:09 - Turkey - Kibris

Today, I popped into the shower hoping to come out all warm and clean. Something was very wrong with the pipes, and I came out smelling like sewage instead. FML

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By nixwolfwood - 19/12/2016 21:14

Today, I woke up to a fog. Literally. A pipe burst in my apartment and scalding water was everywhere. To make matters worse, when I called maintenance he told me he'd come by later, hung up on me, and turned his phone off. He did eventually show up, but it was 5 hours later, well after I'd paid a plumber $200. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2021 00:30

Today, I flushed the toilet while my boyfriend was showering. He responded by throwing a huge fit, saying how if he “gets a cold” from being “forced” to shower in cold water, I’m gonna “have to stay home and take care of him until he’s better.” FML

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By thirddegreeburned - 19/03/2013 17:39 - United States - Monroe

Today, I finally made the connection between people in my apartment building flushing their toilets, and my running shower water becoming scalding hot. This wouldn't be quite as bad if there weren't six floors to the building, with twenty units on each. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2024 11:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my parents went on holiday, finally, and since I’m always freezing I took the opportunity to actually turn up the temperature on the boiler. Not 30 seconds later my dad called pissed and told me either I turn it back down or he’s coming home from Spain to kick my ass. FML

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By Electric Eddy - 22/05/2017 00:00

Today, I got up at 2:30 a.m. to catch an early flight home. I was tired and drowsy and took a quick shower to wake me up. Two minutes in, the water turned scalding hot on all settings. I ended up having to rinse my hair with bottles of sparkling water from the hotel minibar. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/03/2013 05:15 - United States - Hayward

Today, due to plumbing issues, I had to choose between a goosebump-inducing cold or skin-blistering hot shower. This is the 7th day in a row. My husband says it shouldn't be more than another week before he "gets it figured out". FML

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tukker 0

Friday 2 October 2009 20:04

If FML has taught me anything, it's that when you overreact to things, you end up looking like a fool when they show you how stupid you are

null_fml 11

Friday 2 October 2009 20:07

A cord.. that activates.. hot water? I have to admit, I can't even picture that.

Comments

alexmonty 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 17:52

I'm in Birmingham and we just have cold showers and our entire apartment just flooded, so dont stress to much about looking stupid cos at least you have warm showers now.

fred564 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 20:35

i did the exacttt same thing, although i only waited a day...shame on us :p

katywants 0

Monday 5 October 2009 19:26

Oh Manchester (Oh Manchester), Is Wonderful (Is Wonderful)!!!!!! Sorry, that has nothing to do with your FML - just got so excited thinking about Man. Utd.!!!!!

Anteezy 7

Sunday 24 January 2010 0:11

Man utd are bad, c.ronaldo carried em for a few seasons, now he is gone and they have huge debts. The Gunners and chelski will dominate the coming seasons.

spermonyourface 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 3:50

capital OO's? it irritates me why?

Anteezy 7

Sunday 24 January 2010 0:13

They were actually 0's not O's you are bad : /

zenythfox 0

Tuesday 7 December 2010 3:23

YDI for being a ******* idiot.

MeleMallory 0

Thursday 29 September 2011 11:24

YDI for "fiery wrath".

ZombieKing1215 1

Tuesday 10 January 2012 17:08

The Karate Kid anyone?

ballbearing 10

Saturday 4 February 2012 4:56

Exact same thing happened to me in Manchester. But my ex- boyfriend who is English told me - acting like I was right dense for not understanding.

andonceagain 11

Thursday 17 May 2012 10:01

To all those who don't understand the cord business, it's called an ELECTRIC shower. The cord turns the electricity on for the shower, which therefore means you get hot water. Very common in Europe, and they only have a cold water feed, hence no electricity, no hot water.