Kids: Today, I went for a hike with my new boyfriend on a fairly deserted...

By embarassed - 08/08/2009 14:53 - United States

Today, I went for a hike with my new boyfriend on a fairly deserted trail my ex-husband had shown me awhile back. In all my hikes there, I've never seen another person and figured it would be okay to get intimate. Guess who came hiking past? That's right, my ex-husband. And our 8yr old son. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2010 17:24 - United States

Today, I found out that after reuniting with an old boyfriend, getting close with his two year old son, and moving closer to him to properly be a part of their lives, he got back together with his ex wife. FML

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Today, I took my kids to the park. I saw my daughter playing with a kid who looked familiar. Turns out he was my ex’s son, whom I haven’t seen in years. I thought it was cute they played so well together, until my ex’s new girlfriend came over, screaming that I was trying to use my kid to get to her man. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2023 10:00 - Australia

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2023 12:00 - United Kingdom - Blackpool

Today, I was out for a jog when I saw my ex-boyfriend walking towards me. I tried to duck behind a tree to avoid him, but I slipped on a plastic bag and fell into a lovely patch of mud. He saw the whole thing and walked away smirking. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2020 17:02

Today, I took my new girl out on a date after work. Ten minutes later, my ex-wife, her new boyfriend and my daughter showed up at the same restaurant and decided a double date would be fun. My ex lives an hour away. FML

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By jimmy_poison - 09/02/2015 00:19 - New Zealand - Hamilton

Today, my date bumped into her ex-husband, who decided to join us for the rest of the dinner. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2021 11:01

Today, I went to spend some time with my family. Unbeknownst to me, while I was having quality time with my family, my boyfriend of a year and a half was packing up his belongings and going back to his estranged wife. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2023 17:00 - United States - Portland

Today my boyfriend left his camera with me. I wanted to see the recent photos we took at the park next to my house. I scrolled through and found pictures of him and his ex-girlfriend the weekend before at the same park, posing under the same tree we had taken a photo. We've been together for a year. FML

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By YouAREthefather - 18/03/2010 16:48 - United States

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend at the store, holding hands with his very pregnant girlfriend. They were buying baby supplies. We had a very nasty and painful breakup not even three months ago. FML

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Saturday 8 August 2009 20:27

You're an idiot

sireen 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 20:28

why would you go there if your ex husband showed you that spot....

Comments

cyber1029 4

Sunday 4 December 2011 21:02

This was completely your fault

fml_mu 10

Monday 27 February 2012 7:51

I wonder what kind of woman u are? U have a kid and a husband but u desert them like that to go and get yourself banged by some1 else... It's because of women like you that this whole world has lost respect for the woman race and others women are not trusted. Women like you deserve worse than that. I pity your husband and son to have a wife and mother like you. Opps "Mother?" This word does not suit you.!!! Sorry!

SecretlySilent 0

Monday 25 June 2012 20:18

Why would you have sex there anyway? That's what hidden caves are for. And hammocks if you have a privacy fence.

blink_kid 32

Monday 16 July 2012 21:44

Perhaps one of them found out where you were headed and planned to "bump into" you? hehe

wilrock75 3

Thursday 28 March 2013 7:41

oh my god....I feel so bad for him

13yearoldpridigy 1

Friday 5 April 2013 5:29

I don't see why you seem so surprised and upset. If your ex-husband showed you the trail then obviously he goes there, and he has the right to show your son. The trail isn't yours. BTW, why the HELL would you EVER get intimate in public?!