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By NoMoney4Me - 24/09/2012 10:48 - United States - York

Today, I went for a job interview. Before giving me a tour, the manager pointed to my purse and said, "Better leave that in my office." I didn't know why it was safer in her office than on my shoulder, but I complied. Later, I went to buy coffee and discovered that all my cash was missing. FML

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By Retailhell - 22/12/2014 06:25 - United States

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By Jay - 06/05/2009 04:52 - United States

Today, my boss asked me to pick up some supplies for a presentation. I entered the store in the middle of an armed robbery, was knocked to the floor, and had my cash, phone and credit cards stolen. When I told my boss the story, she said, "So were you able to get the binder clips?" FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2010 04:59 - United States

Today, at work, an old lady came through my line to buy some groceries. She told me she lost her purse and was a little short. It was busy, so I pulled out my little purse and gave her the money she needed. A few minutes later she returned with my boss, insisting that my purse was hers. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2009 10:37 - Australia

Today, I had a job interview but couldn't find my car keys. I had searched the entire apartment and had missed the interview. Turns out they were in my pocket the entire time. FML

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By WesJaz - 08/01/2010 16:35 - United States

Today, I was working as a cashier and a woman brought up a suitcase. As I was ringing her up I checked inside like I'm supposed to and I very jokingly say, "Look at all the stuff you're stealing." She laughed nervously then hit me in the head with her heavy purse before running out of the store. FML

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By victimboi - 05/06/2009 19:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I got a taxi home from work. Only having notes in my wallet, I told the taxi driver that I'd run inside my house and come back out with the change for the journey. He agreed, but only if I left my bag as collateral. It seemed fair. An hour later, I realized my wallet was missing. FML

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By Gitana - 22/04/2012 19:08 - Spain - Tafalla

Today, I was trying on some clothes in the store's changing room, when someone reached under the door and grabbed my purse, shoes, and pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2010 04:00 - United States

Today, I was going to my first job interview since I was laid off. About 10 yards from the door, I felt a sharp pain in my side and something in my pocket. It turned out to be a knife in my side, and a mugger robbing me because I looked rich. I haven't had any money in months, and missed the interview. FML

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By kiran - 24/10/2009 04:19 - United States

Today, I went to the post office. As I entered the building, my car alarm went off. Thinking I'd accidentally pressed the alarm on my keys, I shut it off without looking. When I returned to my car, the passenger window was demolished and my purse with all my money was gone. FML

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By Recon - 17/03/2009 12:16 - Switzerland

Today, I had gone to the store and bought a new wallet. 5 minutes later a security guard asks for my receipt. Turns out I had dropped my receipt. Some guy had picked it up and pretended I had stole his wallet. The guard confiscated my wallet because the guy had "his" receipt to prove it. FML

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firepanda11 7

Monday 24 September 2012 19:01

Sue them?

jmaurm 6

Monday 24 September 2012 19:02

Looks like you should seek employment elsewhere.

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Shaneisabeast 0

Monday 24 September 2012 22:57

sue that bitch

Rachaelc23 8

Monday 24 September 2012 23:05

I would report him to his superiors and then to the eeoc. That's bs!

Llamacod 11

Tuesday 25 September 2012 4:22

now, I understand anybody would presume that a boss would be a male; although a little skill called "reading comprehension" would allow you to realize that the boss was a female

djjjsnsn 1

Monday 24 September 2012 23:10

omg.. that sucks!

Llamacod 11

Tuesday 25 September 2012 4:24

omg that's quite a face, did someone just get off the toilet before you got into the bathroom?

perdix 29

Monday 24 September 2012 23:11

There's probably not even a job opening at all. They just have this scam to fleece poor unemployed folks out of their last dollar. What a piece of shit organization! So, what's their number?

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Monday 24 September 2012 23:27

Sounds like a police matter. Why didn't you leave your purse in your car?

kittygirl21 5

Monday 24 September 2012 23:39

Hey I'd just tell them to put it on your first check huh?

nowayisthisreal 4

Monday 24 September 2012 23:39

It is the perfect scheme because nobody will call the cops. They are desperate for a job!

zgrubbs 2

Tuesday 25 September 2012 0:01

trust no one...

StanSmith2013 26

Tuesday 25 September 2012 0:32

What a bunch of thieving money grabbing bastards!

afropuffjake 9

Tuesday 25 September 2012 1:58

Everyone swears they would have protested leaving it while being seriously considered for a job... Things are tough out there and an interview setting is already nerve-wracking as it is.