Health: Today, I went for lunch at a Chinese restaurant near my home...

By tinfoilnirvana - 30/04/2009 00:42 - United States

Today, I went for lunch at a Chinese restaurant near my home that I have never eaten at before. It was so good I went back tonight for more, and the restaurant has been boarded up. It is closed due to food contamination. Inspections happened today. I ate contaminated food for lunch today. FML

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By anon - 26/07/2010 04:22 - United States

Today, I was fired from the restaurant I work at because I missed my shift. I missed it because I was in the hospital for food poisoning from the meal I ate at work last night. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2010 23:51 - United States

Today, I went out to eat to celebrate getting over the stomach flu. I hadn't eaten solid food in over a week, so I was really excited and ordered my favorite dish. It gave me food poisoning. FML

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In and out

By newhostess - 11/04/2009 16:12 - United States

Today, I was training for my new job at a restaurant. As part of training, they give you free food so you know what to recommend, and the dish I got was really good. Eight hours later I saw it again while I was puking. I got food poisoning from my own workplace. FML

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By All the ills - 15/02/2016 20:32 - United States - Geneva

Today, I was miserable with a cold. So I ordered soup and noodles from a new Chinese restaurant. Now I am miserable with a cold and food poisoning. FML

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By Eyalsh - 30/01/2015 04:53 - Germany - Greifswald

Today, I came back to my dormitory after a long shift at work. After using the toilet, I looked at myself in the mirror, only to find a huge piece of food stuck between my front teeth. I work at one of the fanciest restaurants in town; nobody bothered to tell me anything. FML

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The blame game

By Anonymous - 18/02/2024 17:00 - United States

Today, I got bad food poisoning. Again. The first time I thought it was the stomach bug that’s going around, so once I felt better, I proceeded to eat leftover food that actually got me sick the first time. FML

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The squits

By Cliff - 11/10/2024 00:00 - Australia - Perth

Today, I got food poisoning from a restaurant that I had chosen for our company party. Everyone who went blamed me for their predicament. I also had to run to the toilet every ten minutes while they were all mad at me. FML

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By babybambi - 29/12/2018 02:00

Today, I got food poisoning for the first time after cooking. Yesterday, I met my boyfriend's family for the first time. FML

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By ekoblick - 17/06/2011 04:34 - United States

Today, I got food poisoning from my wedding food. FML

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I told you so

By Anonymous - 23/03/2024 16:00 - United States

Today, my parents brought home lunch from a shady grocery store deli. They mused about how hard I am to feed because I turned it down; the last time I ate anything from there, it gave me botulism, and it tastes horrible anyway. They both got sick. Now I'm playing nurse to both. No apologies yet. FML

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free_Aus 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 9:27

...and it was so good you went back for more! lol.

doof_fisch 2

Thursday 30 April 2009 9:28

You should have read your fortune cookie at lunch.

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evolveahimsa 0

Friday 1 May 2009 17:54

sue them nasty muthafuckas

NightJack 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 1:11

Hey, the food was good and you didn't get sick, right? As far as I'm concerned, you didn't have a bad experience at all!

jeanineteneleven 0

Monday 4 May 2009 6:14

Probably rats. Inspectors shut down rat-infested restaurants pronto. Mmm how about some tasty plague with your chicken balls?

PrettyVal 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 17:50

#32 - eboli? That's either e coli or ebola. And go and check and said what the actual violation was? Wow. Fail. So I think you are probably fine, just go check the violation and maybe go to a doctor.

ICantDanceLOL 1

Thursday 13 August 2009 7:40

Ohhh, that's nasty. My uncle worked at a Chinese resturant and he had to stuff all the bread into a dirty old sack and he had to stomp on it, that's how they made the breaded stuff. He always asked my grandmother to make him lunch. The other employees just ate the leftovers from the tables. The stuff people didn't want.