By Fred - 05/08/2011 05:45 - Japan

Today, I went into a crowded store and tried out a blazer. I was thinking to myself how hot I looked in it when the manager tapped me on the shoulder and politely said, "Excuse me sir, that's a ladies' blazer." FML
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Ugi 26

Well, at least you weren't trying on swimsuits....

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the_easter_bunny 1

Agreed. Who cares if it's a "ladies" jacket? If it looks good on you that's all that matters!

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Ugi 26

... of July is Bastille day, formally called La Fête Nationale (The National Celebration). It commemorates the 1790 Fête de la Fédération, held on the first anniversary of the storming of the Bastille on 14 July 1789.

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zakkyzebra 11

Thank god someone got my reference.

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prettyinpink03 11

Uhm, if it made you feel that good about yourself, buy it.

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emilieee_fml 0

Im guessing the fml is that shes a girl...

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zakkyzebra 11

I have lost so much faith in humanity...

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Prolusive 5

I'm hoping this was an attempt at a joke...

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VeganVampyre 26

And here I was just thinking the FML was that the guy was wearing women's clothing. Clearly, it's actually a girl named Fred.

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Glitterhinoceros 14

Fred is such a feminine name..

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JaCkD22 0

hey, how can u be a vegan and drink blood? do u only care of animal cruelty?

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Elphieba 4

It could be short for Frederica, but op I saw you in that store you looked fine!

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ladyreal420 3

u r not over weight not even a little. u look healthy n not sick like most skinny girls do....

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JR11 5

I thought the same thing when reading it! The manager thinking she is a man is the FML

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Maximus_Axiom 7

common sense....you need some. i hope this is a joke

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emilieee_fml 0

Wow, a lot of you are jerks, didnt you know some people dont even use the same name that goes with their gender? So theres no way of knowing if its a man or a woman. gosh, ive lost faith in the fact that people actually used to have hearts and not be total jerks just because they can, and what would be the fml any way if it was a dude? "ehh i wore a womans jacket today wah wah wah" no sence made.

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eff5 0

Need a moment? Chew it over with a twix

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organicmtdew 0

Yeah, that was my first LOL all night. The Twix slogan, not the story (but the story was all right, too).

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perdix 29

Welcome to the world of Cross-Dressing! They used to be called tranvestites, but I think that word is out of style. Despite the previous comments, cross-dressers are not necessarily gay. Don't be a drag, just be a queen! Toodles!

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Sweej 1

Ah... I love how you try so hard to be one of the top comments, and try to make a funny comment. I bet you spend over 3 hours a day on this site/app, ******* sook.

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sourgirl101 28

Sometimes it's hard to tell if some clothing are made for a guy or girl. I learned that the buttons on a shirt lineup differently. Look closely, guy's buttons are sown on the right and girl's buttons are sown on the left. (:

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Captain0bv10us 0

I never knew that! cool

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waswashere 0

But did you know that you were a dumbass?

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Ugi 26

Cunningly designed so that if you are facing each other it's easier to undo each other's clothing because the buttons are where you expect them!

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VeganVampyre 26

Oh my gods! You can sow buttons!? Do they grow into button bushes? Or button flowers?

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X_Codes 11

I think it's at least as much about women's blazers having room for boobs while men's blazers don't. If it's a little loose in the chest area, then you are not endowed enough to wear that blazer.

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Msraina 8

On pants the zippers are generally opposite as well.

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gmc_blossom 21

47- Oh my gods! You can start a sentence with "or" now? Without even using a comma? I myself am really shocked. While you're growing button seeds and trees, you're also forgetting commas when you use the word "or"!

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herpitydurteedur 0

Actually ladies buttons were placed on that side of the clothing so heir servants could more easily dress and undress them. It's confusing though when you get a pair of expensive jeans and the zipper is on the other side though. It's one of those "wait what?" moments.

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VeganVampyre 26

103- There is not supposed to be a comma there, but nice try. That comment was, first of all, not meant to be a "proper", complete sentence, but rather dialogue, like you'd find in a book. Learn to read a little more. Second of all, it was a joke that was never meant to be mean or mocking, only to point out the difference between "sow" and "sew." I just thought it would be more fun than seeing someone else say, "OMG it's sew, not sow! Learn to spell!"

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