Miscellaneous: Today, I went into a crowded store and tried out a blazer. I...

By Fred - 05/08/2011 05:45 - Japan

Today, I went into a crowded store and tried out a blazer. I was thinking to myself how hot I looked in it when the manager tapped me on the shoulder and politely said, "Excuse me sir, that's a ladies' blazer." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2020 16:54

Today, I was stopped by a customer who told me that I looked like a nice woman. I thanked him for the compliment and pointed out that I was a man. With an obviously male name on my name tag. And visible facial hair. FML

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By sweet92 - 15/05/2009 04:32 - United States

Today, I went to a store to buy pants for a new job. A really hot guy helped me get a pair down from a high shelf so I could try them on. He had flirted with me so I hurried in the fitting room so I could go talk to him. Note to self: Check to see if you have pants on after trying on clothes. FML

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By secretdeo - 24/08/2009 04:48 - United States

Today, I was at the store buying some feminine products. At the cash register, the clerk said to me "Dude, you know those are for girls right?" I am a 30 year old woman. FML

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By muffinmen1022 - 20/02/2009 05:27 - United States

Today, I went to Macy's to go shopping, I was wearing a shirt and tie and dressed nicely. Customers came up to me with questions, but I just ignored them. Minutes later, thinking I was an employee, the manager came and yelled at me, and threatened to fire me. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2022 21:59 - United States - Morganville

Today, I thought the cashier said the new blouse I picked out was ugly as she was ringing me up. I'm really self-conscious about my fashion sense, so I snapped and started yelling at her. It wasn't until she was close to tears did I find out she said "lovely" not "ugly". So, that's another store I can't go back to. FML

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By what - 26/11/2010 19:17 - United States

Today, while shopping, a few giggling girls came up to me and asked why I was wearing a dress in public. Highly confused, I didn't answer. When they walked away laughing, I realized they thought I was a man. I'm a woman. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2010 05:52 - United States

Today, I was working at my job as a cashier, checking out an elderly woman's groceries. She was very nice, and we chatted for a couple minutes. Once she had paid, she leaned close to me and said, very politely, "I'm so so sorry that I mistook you for a girl at first, young man." I AM a girl. FML

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All my fault

By streaker? - 27/11/2015 14:21 - Germany - Langenhagen

Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML

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Sashay away!

By Anonymous - 12/09/2017 20:00

Today, someone called out "Ma'am!" while approaching me from behind, but then said "Oops, sir!" when I turned around. I was wearing a corset and miniskirt with leggings. They were correct the first time. FML

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By bennyp77 - 31/08/2010 05:15 - United States

Today, I was at a tennis match and it was really hot. I took off my shirt to cool down. A member of the staff then tapped me on the shoulder and told me that my "bare breasts might offend someone." I'm a man. FML

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Friday 5 August 2011 12:00

Blink, and say "Yes. I know."

Ugi 26

Friday 5 August 2011 12:03

Well, at least you weren't trying on swimsuits....

Comments

Mirorbo 26

Friday 5 August 2011 12:52

I would have turned around and said "Yeah? So? I look bitchin' in it!"

tj4234 35

Friday 5 August 2011 13:25

I moderated this :D

SweetJTBR 22

Friday 5 August 2011 13:37

If it makes you looks good, screw that, buy it. Some clothes don't look like they're made for girls or vice-versa. Have fun.

VeganVampyre 26

Friday 5 August 2011 14:29

I know! I'm honestly not sure whether my favourite jeans are supposed to be for guys or girls :S but they look good so I don't care :)

muchagente 5

Friday 5 August 2011 13:43

wooo-hoooo! a ladies blazer! and you looked good in it! you liked it! man, your life is truly ******.

purrantula 3

Friday 5 August 2011 13:57

So what? Like some others have said, wear what makes you feel/look good. I often wear men's clothes and don't give a crap what anyone says or thinks. Also, don't worry, it's not cross-dressing unless you are purposefully wearing clothes or making your appearance more like the opposite gender.

instantmusic 4

Friday 5 August 2011 15:28

Second. I've worn some women's clothes before because they were pretty much gender neutral, and just plain looked awesome. Who cares what gender they're marked with? If they look good and don't make you look like a crossdresser(unless...thats your goal) then get'em!