Health: Today, I went into a public bathroom to wash my hands, only to... - FML

By dumpeople - 13/06/2018 20:13

Today, I went into a public bathroom to wash my hands, only to be met with a woman fixing her hair, who promptly slapped me for sneaking into the ladies room. I was in the right bathroom, which she realized after seeing the urinals. FML

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FFAce 11

Wednesday 13 June 2018 10:26

Nah it's against my morals I was raised never to hit a girl and I've never hit one so far and don't plan to break that record

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interesting33 36

Saturday 19 May 2018 1:59

there was no excuse to slap you.

azouwa 26

Saturday 19 May 2018 0:09

Slap her back?

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Rabite 28

Friday 8 June 2018 17:00

Why just stop at slapping her back? Why not slap her, take her purse, get her home address, drive there, do a little steakout, take her family hostage and then slap all of them including the family dog?

julfunky 29

Wednesday 13 June 2018 20:34

Because slapping a dog is just sick.

ihatecondoms 12

Thursday 14 June 2018 14:09

This was rlly funny lmao

Lalala579121 27

Thursday 14 June 2018 18:37

Or just skip all that and go right to the steak.

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