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By newmother - 05/12/2010 13:38 - Australia

Today, I went into labor with my first child, and as much as I pleaded, I had to wait for my husband to finish his raid in World of Warcraft before he'd take me to the hospital. FML

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You deserved it 11 884

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By Lady Cuntsnatch of Fallopia - 04/01/2015 01:30 - United States - Yuba City

Today, I went into labor and got my husband drive me to the hospital. Instead of staying by my side, he rushed back home for a World of Warcraft raid. His excuse? His friends were counting on him and they'd be pissed if he let them down. FML

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You deserved it 5 937

By Anonymous - 08/11/2017 13:00 - United States

Today, during the birth of my first child, my epidural didn't work. FML

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You deserved it 477

By Anonymous - 14/02/2015 02:43 - United States - Titusville

Today, I gave birth to a baby girl. Where was my husband after the agony finally ended? Standing just outside the room, flirting with a nurse. FML

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You deserved it 3 538

By Diana - 05/07/2018 01:30

Today, I gave birth to my first son. He was 11 pounds and the labour lasted 22 hours. My husband was absent for 8 of those hours because he slipped when my water broke, cracked his head, and ended up in the ER next door. FML

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You deserved it 379

Get out

By Lennyr - 28/08/2016 06:36 - United States - Union City

Today, I gave birth to my firstborn child. Somehow, my mom and mother-in-law made their way to the delivery room, and walked in mid-push. While they were escorted out, I overheard my mother-in-law asking the nurse how her son, my husband, was holding up. FML

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You deserved it 1 103

Ambulances ain't cheap

By Mom - 29/03/2024 03:00 - United States - Maryland Heights

Today, I went into labor, and my husband wasn't answering his phone. I called my sister to ask her to drive me to the hospital but she said she'd only do it if I paid her $1000. I had to dial 911, and almost gave birth in my bathroom in process. FML

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You deserved it 127

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2022 14:00

Today, I gave birth, but my husband was late and got here just in time to cut the cord. He was hung over after celebrating his impending fatherhood all night. He missed the cord twice, cut it, then fell over, and wound up in the bed next to mine, with a hydrating IV and a bashed head where he hit it on the baby's cot. FML

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You deserved it 194

Game on

By sasquatch21 - 21/02/2010 13:36 - Bahrain

Today, I realized that my husband has a video games addiction. I am currently pregnant; he brought us to the same country he's in so we can finally live together, only for me to witness him being glued to his laptop all day and all night playing WoW. He's forgotten I even existed. FML

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You deserved it 5 922

By Stressed dad - 18/07/2017 20:00

Today, my wife's water broke so I drove her to the hospital. After 16 hours without labor, I went home to get a little sleep. Four hours later I got the call and ran outside to find that my car was towed from my parking space. FML

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You deserved it 1 035

By fuckmylife - 02/02/2010 20:30 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my son that his dad was too busy in a raid on World of Warcraft to be at his award ceremony. FML

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You deserved it 39 394

Sylverstone 2

Sunday 5 December 2010 19:51

Delete the account. Record video of his reaction. Laugh at his pain.

skittlebabe 0

Sunday 5 December 2010 19:50

I would of disconnected the freakin tv or something

Comments

JerryThePenguin 4

Tuesday 23 September 2014 12:26

Your husband is a prick.

CowboyBebop_fml 13

Friday 7 November 2014 14:48

World of Warcraft can ruin lives.

itsmebro 2

Thursday 11 June 2015 4:34

Honey, I feel like you and your husband need to sit down and talk

insertnickname_fml 2

Wednesday 29 July 2015 19:53

This post desperately needs a follow up from the OP

Rainyknights22 16

Monday 26 October 2015 0:56

Should've called 911.

ImStuj 11

Tuesday 3 November 2015 1:05

Your husband really needs to get his priorities in order

qpdoll 19

Tuesday 12 January 2016 6:29

I feel a divorce coming on

citycat071 7

Tuesday 29 March 2016 9:14

Disconnect him. Priorities....

poopehdoo 9

Monday 25 April 2016 5:33

This is so totally unacceptable!! Don't settle for less than you deserve, and you deserve a loving and supportive husband and father of your child.

duhhhhhhh 4

Thursday 16 June 2016 10:55

Why on earth would you have kids with someone like that? This cant be the first time he treated you like garbage considering how horrible this was. please tell me you divorced and this self absorbed person is now not a rolemodel to the child.