Miscellaneous: Today, I went into my parents room to empty their wastebasket....

By disgusted - 23/02/2010 18:09 - United States

Today, I went into my parents room to empty their wastebasket. Next to it and around their bed, I found tissues that were soaked in an unknown sticky substance. I had to pick them up. FML

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By potpurri_needed - 10/06/2009 17:37 - United States

Today, I was doing the laundry but couldn't tell if one basket contained dirty clothes or clean clothes. I put my head down into the basket and took a whiff to check, and smelled something strong. I looked down and noticed I had shoved my nose into my mother's dirty panties and inhaled deeply. FML

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By wookieewhosshe - 19/06/2019 21:13

Today, my parents were helping me move flats. The only box to spring open was the box containing condoms and copious amounts of napkins for clean up. They spilled all over the road as my dad was carrying it. My mum picked them up. FML

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By g_unit - 10/12/2009 05:24 - Canada

Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML

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By AshleyP - 04/04/2014 14:17 - United Kingdom

Today, while showering, I pulled on my white exfoliating gloves ready to wash my face. As I was about to use them, a dark stain caught my eye so I sniffed the mark, only to discover it was poop. After further investigation, I found out my younger sister had been wearing them and "experimenting". FML

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By luckygirl - 06/06/2019 12:09

Today, I have a bad cold, so I've been carrying tissues around with me. I noticed our puppy had pooped on the floor, so I grabbed a napkin and cleaned it up, then threw it away. I then blew my nose with my tissue. Apparently, I threw away my tissue and used the napkin. FML

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By smellsgood - 13/03/2010 19:32 - United States

Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent. That was when I noticed that my mom was watching me, and I had just smelled my dad's still-stained underwear that was on top. FML

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By Lichelle - 10/03/2009 21:30 - United States

Today, my parents got back from their weekend ski trip. I had a few parties over the weekend and had cleaned up absolutely EVERYTHING; beer cans, throw up, spilled drinks, etc. The only thing I forgot about was the condom someone left in my parents bed. FML

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By Rebecca c - 23/03/2021 08:01

Today, I had to clean up human poop that someone trailed through the store. Then, as I was cleaning up all the shelves at the end of the day, I saw that someone had changed their sanitary pad, took a new one out of the packed and used it, then left the used one on the shelf. FML

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By socreepedouticanteven - 27/10/2014 00:05 - United States - Procious

Today, there was a laundry basket of my clothes sitting in my room. My dad asked me if they were clean or not. When I said I didn't know, he picked up a piece of my clothing, sniffed it, and said it smelled fine. That piece of clothing just so happened to be my underwear. FML

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Tuesday 23 February 2010 23:15

It was your dad's semen mixed with either your mom's vaginal secretions or her saliva if she gave him a ******** and spat. YWIA, I am always glad to help people identify unknown bodily fluids.

nomnommonster 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 23:20

it was the syrup from their midnight snack.

Comments

bigpapi210 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 0:58

that's so dumb OP, why do you have to pick up the tissues? ur dumb ass just shoulda left them on the floor, YDI

cmom 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 1:14

It's probably just snot. Everyone knows that parents never have sex.

EmmaMarieCullen 0

Monday 1 March 2010 17:38

yeeeeaaaah suuuuuure

babybear808 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 1:18

no u didn't... that's just messed up!!

schnitzel5 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 1:21

wowwww people go way into this kind of stuff I mean seriously TMI.

schnitzel5 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 1:24

what's "OP"

samantha_durano 6

Wednesday 24 February 2010 4:06

original poster.

schnitzel5 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 21:40

thanks

punisher113 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 1:31

why did u have too? and if they tried to make you u shouldve told em to **** off, that's what I wouldve done

intolerance 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 1:38

unknown sticky substance? cleaning ur parents bedroom? still doing chores for ur allowance? fail unless ur parents just finished the deed

Jman0509 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 1:43

my dad when he is sick keeps the trash next to his bed and puts his snot tissue in it so he doesn't have to move much. maybe it was just that.

EatsBabies57 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 5:44

or mommy could have put some weird sex toy sunglasses on dads crotch area and his shlong was the nose so i guess daddy needed the tissue for his "runny" nose