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By geeb - 23/02/2010 18:33 - United States

Today, I had to confess to my mother that I was too hungover to take her to her AA meeting. FML

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By blah - 21/07/2011 14:10 - United States

Today, my mom took me to an AA meeting because she said I needed help. I have never tried alcohol in my life, and told them this. I was then harangued by the "instructor" because apparently one of the signs of alcoholism is denial. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2014 04:12 - United States - Woodland

Today, my mom left the house in the morning, leaving me alone. I called and I got no answer. Hours later, she finally answers one of my calls and tells me that she'd been in an AA meeting all this time. Happy, I tell her to come home. She came home drunk. FML

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By the only sober one - 15/05/2013 06:21 - United States - San Diego

Today, as usual, my mom got shitfaced and started berating me for something. This time, it was for missing a therapy appointment. Not only am I unable to drive, it was her appointment. For her alcoholism. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2019 20:00 - United States

Today, I was feeling sick and ended up throwing up as soon as I got home. My mother's first question was an accusatory, "What have you been drinking?" I was returning from the AA meeting I have been attending for over a month. I go because I'm afraid I'll become an alcoholic like her. FML

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You deserved it 145

By anonymous - 07/02/2012 09:27 - United States

Today, my alcoholic mother decided to finally check herself into rehab. She did it while drunk, and flirted with the front attendant. FML

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You deserved it 2 348

By Anonymous - 07/06/2019 20:00

Today, I had to go pick up my mother at 3 in the morning. She had been out drinking and couldn't drive. She parties more than I do. FML

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By AnastasiyaNicholas - 18/02/2012 14:20 - United States

Today, my drunken mother woke up after having passed out and yelled at me for ditching school. It took half an hour to explain that it's 5:00, and I've already been to school. FML

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You deserved it 2 041

By Jillian Drute - 16/08/2011 04:54 - United States

Today, my mom showed up completely hammered to a party I was throwing. The party was to celebrate the ten years that I've been sober. FML

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You deserved it 2 892

By fgbh456 - 28/12/2011 00:48 - United States

Today, I confronted my mom about her drinking problems. After I blurted everything out, she completely denied it. She did this as she was drinking a huge cup full of vodka. FML

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You deserved it 2 383

By driverboy - 31/12/2014 08:08 - United States

Today, I had to pick up and drive home a couple of drunk bitches. Unfortunately, one of these drunk bitches was my mother. FML

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littlenova13 2

Tuesday 23 February 2010 23:12

HAHAHAHA that is irony at work in the world

neonskittzy 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 23:18

maybe it's time you two took the bus and went together.

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littlenova13 2

Tuesday 23 February 2010 23:12

HAHAHAHA that is irony at work in the world

Darraghscoot 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 23:50

well looks like someone also has the gene! well it runs in my family to so i feel ya :)

moneypenny_fml 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 23:51

that's just awesome

toni27 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 2:09

NOT a FML at alll!!!!!!

michael32123 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 6:10

be proud. you ot the courage to tell her. oh and YDI for wasting my time reading the same shit that almost half the pol on her write about that would never **** your life

psyco5000 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 6:17

perfect

getwild 0

Sunday 11 April 2010 10:22

yeh

shiritt 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 23:13

? why's that bad? it would have been bad if you were caught driving her while being drunk. but, why does your mother attend such meetings anyway? i mean, i would understand if she were caught driving drunk.....

awesomechica1229 5

Tuesday 23 February 2010 23:15

it's bad because he's telling her that he's irresponsible enough to follow her example

awesomechica1229 5

Tuesday 23 February 2010 23:31

uhh have you ever heard of alcoholism? that's probably why their mom went to AA, you don't have to just want to change if you get caught drunk driving!

XxBlackamusPrime 5

Tuesday 23 February 2010 23:41

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demon1k 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 7:02

This belongs on TFLN not FML. I wouldve given you a thumbs up.

shiritt 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 12:04

were i live they don't have AA meetings, so i don't know a lot about it. we do have legal pod though :D

ohSNAPyall 26

Wednesday 24 February 2010 17:24

AA is everywhere.

ohSNAPyall 26

Wednesday 24 February 2010 17:26

Also, it's not like everyone here knows more about AA than you do because they have been to meetings. Just sayin. May want to look it up on Wikipedia sometime.

Ripunzel 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 23:16

irony

neonskittzy 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 23:18

maybe it's time you two took the bus and went together.

mariahrawks 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 4:33

Mother

MidgetMonster 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 5:43

omg Jen!?!?

H0llyw00dWh0r3 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 5:24

MidgetMonster, I know I don't know you, but I just have to say.. your eyes are freakin gorgeous :o so blue

perdix 29

Tuesday 23 February 2010 23:23

My name is geeb and I've been sober for zero days. What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drunk? Drunks don't have to go to the meetings.

CyclonePsycho 1

Wednesday 24 February 2010 5:07

"If drinking is interfering with your work, you're probably a heavy drinker. If work is interfering with your drinking, you're probably an alcoholic." [Unknown]

Intoxicunt 5

Tuesday 23 February 2010 23:30

AA is dumb anyway. The first thing they tell you to do is stop hanging out with other drunks, which means stop going to AA.

PsychoMerk 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 1:54

nd then they also have those stupid little "celebrations"... which btw is followed with a totally alcoholic afterparty 0_o

relapse22 7

Monday 4 March 2013 21:52

instead of making ignorant comments & acting like a **** you should probably take into consideration the amount of lives AA has changed for the better.